ty90x-blog reblogged
breakfastburritoe
all babies look the same but some are ugly
endourse
you posted this after I sent you a picture of me as a baby

all babies look the same but some are ugly
you posted this after I sent you a picture of me as a baby
im gonna die w a boner i know it
die hard
i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]
shed the negative people like theyre an exoskeleton and never look back. make weird noises like a cicada. give birth every 7 years. life is amazing