its so evil that im the only person that lives in texas
/spawn human_man id:895_jerma 10000
this is a desperate for people to hang out with post NOT a jerma post dawn
/kill human_man id:895_jerma 10001
can someone in texas hang out with me now
/spawn entity:the_killer 1
It's really funny how Tumblr keeps gaining new members just because other websites mess up so colossally,, that Tumblr somehow manages to look better in comparison. Really embodies the idea of failing upwards.
Hey CT how spiritually compromised will my soul be if I buy this Sigil Ring Lucifer Ring Witchcraft Alchemy Satanic Men Ring Sacred Geometry 925 Sterling Silver Ring (and yes I had to drop the full title)
I think you're gonna be fine if you buy Sigil Ring Lucifer Ring Witchcraft Alchemy Satanic Men Ring Sacred Geometry 925 Sterling Silver Ring
It’s finally happened.
After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.
“I like your shoelaces.”
Oh. Oh no.
I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”
The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”
Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.
Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.
@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!
I can't believe I lived long enough to see l337 $p34|< get entirely forgotten, used extremely lightly in a shitty webcomic, then fully reinvented while being accused of being from said webcomic
the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
this reply evokes such an incredible image in the mind’s eye
The vibe
post: i only want to associate with morally pure afabs. none of those freakish disgusting inherently predatory amabs.
cafab trans bloggers in the notes every time: wow its so creepy and gross to reduce people to their agab. it makes me feel really sad to be reduced to my agab by this. i see no other problem with it.
A woman whose epilepsy was greatly improved by an experimental brain implant was devastated when, just two years after getting it, she was forced to have it removed due to the company that made it going bankrupt.
Specifically, because she couldn't afford to buy the implant from the company. They basically took her implant back to recoup their losses. This is what happens when you privatize healthcare and health research. The group providing her with this implant should not have been able to go bankrupt in the first place, let alone repossess her implant to pay off their debts.
Rare photos from trans history: Olympic runner and Zdeněk Koubek styles Cinda Glenn’s hair, 1936. Koubek was one of the first trans men to gain international fame after he transitioned in 1935.
this is inspiring weirdly complex emotions in me. like, it’s the fucking 1930s. I can hear the mid-atlantic newsreel voice. the fact that it plays coy with why he knows so much about women’s hairstyles, but like, as a funny surprise, not as shock and horror. the fact that it never deadnames him or uses incorrect pronouns. the fact that he looks like Mickey Rooney. idk it’s just making me feel feelings.
anyway shoutout to stellaris for letting me keep crime rates low without building a single cop building
even funnier is the only time I've ever needed to actually use cops is when I play authoritarian
jeff the unaliver doing tiktok dances over my dead body after stabbing me thirty eight times in the chest
