Wolverine is ageless.

pack it up, everyone. nothing has ever or will ever top this stupid, perfect joke.

this sequence is one of my all time favourites and screen caps wouldn’t do it justice

leona lewis didnt have to do that 2 me w bleeding love i was too young to have those feelings

I’m SCREAMING my dealer did NOT just send me condolences about 1d this is NOT happening

Girl no not your shark coochie board

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FREE THE NIPPLE

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

always thinking about you king..

great work, guys

the hits keep on coming

Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married him thinking i could divorce him on friendly terms and help him get back on his feet  but you cant get divorced i learned too late and he keeps asking my DB for a gold coin every day despite living in her house and yelled at meeko and then i met serana and fell in love thinking i could marry her if I got old baldy out of the picture bcs he never even changed out of his raggedy ass robes anyway so lure him into the small room in lakeview manor and close the doors so the kids dont see and one hit mercy kill him but the kids hear anyway and start screaming and the bard hears too and attacks me and I have to kill the bard and the kids are still screaming. but every time i come back the bodies wont despawn so theres just my dead homeless husband and bard in the house making the kids cower in the corner so i cast reanimate and try to walk my husband outside but that just makes things worse bcs hes making those zombie moans and as SOON as i load outside the door he turns into a giant ass zombie ash pile and goes “thank….. you….” so the rest of the game I just had my dead bald husbands goo ashes right on the front steps of my home and Seranas not even marriable 

Harry photographed by Alasdair McLellan for Another Man

I made an alternate universe UK version of The Big Bang Theory by fusing everyone with Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and slightly de-aging them.

Great news everyone: with the power of my new creation, Girllum (girl Gollum), I’ve perfected the AI formula to surpass the British Uncanny Valley!

wait til y’all see british ross from friends

That is an evil lesbian

it’s all “be gay do crime” until lesbian ross from friends wants to commit grand larceny. fellas is it homophobic to be a lesbian who chooses evil.

There are actually two huge indicators that she has evil traits:

1. British

2. Ross

Gifs won’t do this scene justice it’s so brilliant 

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