Seinfeld episode where George can't decide whether to stay with a woman who gives amazing strap game but keeps slapping his bald head while they fuck. Meanwhile Jerry and Newman realize they've been in the same polycule for months without realizing and are now getting into lovers spats. Elaine starts an Onlyfans but realizes the only people subscribing are doing so because they are antiquers and her furniture is so old they are marvelling at it and trying to guess each items value. Kramer becomes a twitch streamer, but somehow accidentally sets off a twitch notification noise for every single thing that can happen in his apartment.

The George plot ends, btw, with him breaking it off with her, getting in bed with someone new strapping him, and he tells Jerry the next day that he didn't finish until she accidentally slapped his head during sex trying to kill a mosquito.

And that revelation is the end of the episode and its never brought up again

Jerry and Newman's spats get so bad that every other member of the polycule breaks up with them, and this depresses them so much they hesitantly embrace, which is sweet at first, until they begin critiquing each others hug techniques. They both storm off in a huff, resetting for future episodes.

Elaine spends the episode dealing with her pride, upset no one cares about her in her photos. That is until someone tips $1000.00 to get her to pose on her coffee table. She, finally seeing the profit potential in her old furniture, takes a series of photos, specifically with her furniture being the focus of the shots. This, unfortunately, shows the drink on her coffee table not resting on a coaster, and she gets cancelled.

Kramer gets swatted by a 10 year old he banned from his chat but the swat team get accidentally home aloned by the weird set up Kramer has in his place.

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