it's me!

going to be honest though the type of blood oaths where you swear by pressing your bleeding cuts together to mingle the blood have so much erotic potential to me. what if we fit our open wounds together. what if the insides of us touched & our essences mixed. this too could be sex

examples of ADLs:

○ wiping privates properly (toilet hygiene)

○ bathing

○ brushing teeth

○ getting dressed

examples of IADLs:

○ cleaning

○ shopping

○ preparing food

○ managing medication

Anyways, as we were staying, it's okay to need help with these sorts of things and can't do it alone or at all because of your disability or disabilities. We have struggles with ADLs and IADLs. Some days are harder than others. We have 2 IHSS workers that are family members that help us with some things, not all cause it can be embarrassing. (stuff like changing clothes, wiping, bathing, etc) It's okay to need more support. 🫧 - The Dreamdrop System

[ID: An image of black text in a rather generic font on a baby-blue background. It reads; "It's okay to need help with ADLs and IADLs. It's okay to need support. It's okay to want more support. It's okay." In the bottom right, smaller text reads of two internet handles: "@ dream drop system" and "@ autistic dream drop". /end ID]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

The 17th of August, 2017 is the date that Then Perish was posted by Tumblr user Spooky-Grimwhoire. Friday will be exactly one year after the original posting of Then Perish. Mark your calendars.

Happy new year, 3ATP!

5 atp yall

Another commission of them as my favorite duo: Miles Morales and Gwen Stacy :3

By Dymitr3

one of my favorite books as a kid was this one on speculative zoology/evolution that I loved so much I borrowed it to the point my school had to chase me up on returning it several times. it influenced my early creature art and design and pushed me to delve into my own specbio (on dragons. no surprises there). I loved the informatic entries, all their little lore bits and ecological adaptations; the wild color palettes, their weird little shapes. it was called The New Dinosaurs, by Dougal Dixon.

there were two more books in the series that my school didn’t have, which is either a blessing or a curse, because the third book in the set is called Man After Man.

which contains this.

@coldwind-shiningstars

btw, the full things are here:

After Man (1981)

The New Dinosaurs (1988)

Man After Man (1990)

EDIT: forgot All Tomorrows (2006)

the Transsexual's Gambit is when you use whichever public bathroom has a shorter line and pray you pass well enough as nothing in particular for it to work

Gas mask for a German Army messenger dog

mirrors had a whole enemies to lovers arc with me as i transitioned

what i'm saying is there comes a point in every tranny's life where she's posing in the mirror thinking "i'd fuck me"

ok, this will be my mantra from now on

Seinfeld episode where George can't decide whether to stay with a woman who gives amazing strap game but keeps slapping his bald head while they fuck. Meanwhile Jerry and Newman realize they've been in the same polycule for months without realizing and are now getting into lovers spats. Elaine starts an Onlyfans but realizes the only people subscribing are doing so because they are antiquers and her furniture is so old they are marvelling at it and trying to guess each items value. Kramer becomes a twitch streamer, but somehow accidentally sets off a twitch notification noise for every single thing that can happen in his apartment.

The George plot ends, btw, with him breaking it off with her, getting in bed with someone new strapping him, and he tells Jerry the next day that he didn't finish until she accidentally slapped his head during sex trying to kill a mosquito.

And that revelation is the end of the episode and its never brought up again

Jerry and Newman's spats get so bad that every other member of the polycule breaks up with them, and this depresses them so much they hesitantly embrace, which is sweet at first, until they begin critiquing each others hug techniques. They both storm off in a huff, resetting for future episodes.

Elaine spends the episode dealing with her pride, upset no one cares about her in her photos. That is until someone tips $1000.00 to get her to pose on her coffee table. She, finally seeing the profit potential in her old furniture, takes a series of photos, specifically with her furniture being the focus of the shots. This, unfortunately, shows the drink on her coffee table not resting on a coaster, and she gets cancelled.

Kramer gets swatted by a 10 year old he banned from his chat but the swat team get accidentally home aloned by the weird set up Kramer has in his place.

[ID: a tag in all caps with a lot of question marks at the end: “#how do the other plots end op????”]

Got inspired by the multitude of "transsexual Seinfeld" posts I saw

im dying over this thread of algorithmically-generated/otherwise low-effort Kindle covers

don't forget

grossly inappropriate copy of animal farm that is on my nightstand at this very moment

...When you're getting ready to design a book cover and you're not sure what you do is going to be good enough.. it's always reassuring to see something like [all of the above].

in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll

fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson

in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll

fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson

in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll

fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson

here’s a hard pill to swallow: abuse does not just exclusively occur in romantic or family relationships. friends can be just as toxic to your physical and mental wellbeing as a partner or a family member. also, the aftermath of being in an abusive friendship can be just as traumatizing as any other abusive relationship. don’t boo me i’m right 

for some reason people don't know this but toxic friends can mirror all the same behaviors as seen in an abusive romantic partner. i will use my own story of my ex-high school best friend who abused me for several years. signs of abuse include but are not limited to:

anyway, abusive friendships need to be acknowledged more because they are not only extremely common but also very damaging to someone’s mental health. i personally had to go through years of therapy to unlearn the guilt and self-hatred that my ex-friend helped instill in me. stay safe yall

a GREAT addition from @mememic-bry

#also- because sometimes I think people throw around words like ‘abuse’ a little carelessly on this site #people who aren’t abusive sometimes might do one or two things on this list #because people are flawed #and sometimes we screw up and hurt each other and it’s ouch and it sucks #if your friend does one of these things once they are not an abuser and please don’t bring it up by saying ‘you’re being abusive’ #instead say ‘hey this specific thing you did hurt me and here’s why it was p stressful’ #and a good friend will hear you out. maybe they will get defensive or sad (cause who *likes* being called out let’s be real) #but ultimately they will listen to you. they will own up to their actions. #and they will make a genuine effort to not act in that way that hurt you again

#ON THE OTHER HAND #an abusive person will do several of these things *repeatedly* and *consistently*. it is a pattern woven in your relationship #and it just keeps happening #and if you try to bring it up they will deny any ownership of their actions #they will either say they never did those things OR that they *DID* but it’s not their fault #every single time they will gaslight you or make themselves the victim and refuse to hold themselves accountable for hurting you #that’s an abuser. that’s a toxic friend