i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.

orlando (1992)

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

exactly. exactly.

good addition, thank you. I love being kinky and having fetishes and being an icky yucky nasty dyke. stay horny!

"this movie fetishizes muscular lesbians!"

me, a lesbian who drove all the way out to the local cinemark at 9:30 pm for the express purpose of seeing hot women fuck each other while being in a toxic relationship:

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

@identifying-cars-in-posts

2013-2020 Bentley Mulsanne

2001-2002 Holden Commodore Executive

...

a chronicling of @sublimeperfectionkoala's journey:

Love love love this. Would you all like me to continue doing the Holden content? That car has some stories to tell. 😇.

DEAN WINCHESTER in one random episode per day ‣ 118/327 12.06 CELEBRATING THE LIFE OF ASA FOX

Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

Guys I’m part of the club 🥺

monsterqueerplatonic

We got you, OP.

#sex is weird as fuck might as well add tentacles

its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

I have to double-check every blog name with “rad” or “radical”, and I HATE IT, because rad/radical were some of my favorite words! people who don’t respect trans men/women aren’t radical, they’re tragical!!!

YOU ARE SO RIGHT HOMIE we gotta reclaim rad and radical as phrases only trans people can use forever now

Good morning, my king

reblog to meow at the person you reblogged from

Story of my life people. You know what’s real ? The struggle.

Happy Pride Month ♥

this right here is why ‘queer’ is an identity, not a slur

QUEER IS AN IDENTITY, NOT A SLUR

Put the Q back in LGBTQ+

it’s not pride month but i will reblog the SHIT out of this any time. queer pride babeyyyyy

we’re here, we’re queer, and too confused to pick one of those other labels so you better fucking get used to us because we’re not gonna get less messy, bitches.

3d printed start gate

For @madgedothorse

Wait for it...

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u