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TWIXER?!

@twixerclawford

hi it's twixer but I don't post here. check out MrsChouette https://at.tumblr.com/mrschouette/j0x5bsya7yo6

I suppose it's time I make a post here. I'm back on Tumblr but I'm not using this account anymore! Feel free to follow my new account based on my other sona, MrsChouette!

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labradoodles are nice and all but combining the food obsession of a lab with the intelligence of a poodle creates the ultimate stealth unit whose sole mission in life is to get into the pantry and Eliminate All Bread

I’m detecting multiple stories behind this post

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annewithane

Have you ever met a beagle?

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this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to??? 

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needlekind

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

as an arctic monkeys fan this is me

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This is the American Gothic. If you’ve never been to the USA, this image sums it up pretty well.

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I had to find out where this really was because looking at it, I felt like I knew exactly where it was. It turns out it’s in Breezewood, PA, and i have never been there, which only serves to highlight the OP’s point. 

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!

Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

Finally a Fred and George AU that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire.

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AU where Fred and George are in different houses and they get their hands on house ties from the other two houses as well. By the end of their first year nobody knows which house either of them is in and just take points off a random house whenever they see a redhead getting up to something.

The confusion runs so deep by the time Ron starts that Snape once takes points off Slytherin for Ron fighting with Malfoy.

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There’s a few months in Fred and George’s second year when they successfully convince most of the school that they’re actually quadruplets, one in each house.