I have like 7 different laughs and they’re all ugly

Please don’t touch my golden soul with your dirty hands, thanks.

People: So girl, what’s your favorite scene in a romantic movie? The kiss in the Notebook I bet ahah

Me: 

mood

mood x2

If any of u are vegetarian send me some recipes or something

lettuce

laptopped:

Goodbye (via atrociousmemes)

me: puts sandals in my amazon cart once

amazon recommendation gremlins: alright boys, this motherfucker likes him some sandals. lets show him some god damned sandals

And thank you, Mr. Mosby. For taking care of me all these years.

the relationship between these two was far more interesting than just about anything disney channel has ever produced

he was the father figure in her life  because her dad was never around. Im crying 

THIS FUCKING SCENE

THESE FUCKING TWO

FIRST YOU THOUGHT THE CALL WAS GOING TO BE SOMETHING STUPID LIKE SHE FORGOT TO TIE HER SHOELACES OR SOME SHIT

THEN SHE TURNS AROUND AND DROPS THIS FUCKING BOMB

OH MY GOD DO I CRY

Trevor breaks down the presidential race between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

its a straight bee…not a gay bee

!!!!!!!!!!!!!