i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

İ am fucking obsessed with this gif. ipad baby

90s punk band

here’s how we can get fall out boy to put guilty as charged (tell hip hop i’m illiterate) on spotify

my friend went to new york and this is the only photo he sent me

INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY 

PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC 

Flask, USSR. A ceramic flask fearing the faces of Belka and Strelka, who survived an orbital flight three years after Laika's flight.

down, down

they're not even his teeth

why is this like an infographic about dysphoria

Why does Snoopy AVE A KNOIFE?

they’re living the dream

listen sometimes you just have to gaze at your best friend slash self proclaimed soulmate with 20 years worth of love and affection in your eyes. and also like you desire them carnally.

btw even the original photographer on ig pointed out they were eye fucking. if u even care.

I can post anything here and y'all will eat it up

reylo is dead. mozart/salieri (Amadeus, 1984) is in. mozart/salieri from the movie amadeus is the new reylo

I walked into the bathroom at the place I work and this 14 year old girl kept glaring at me. Mind you, my hair is in a garish powdered pink wig, and I’m wearing breeches, and my lipstick is Mozart ball scented. She kept glaring at me so I eventually said, “is there a problem?” and I kid you not, she spat, “are you a saliozart ?”

Mein Gott, am I right?