lobbying the Olympic committee to recognize gay chicken as a real sport
i said what i said
Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.
isekai into a sims game but everyone acts just exactly like a sims game and speaks simlish and keeps drowning in pools and the game player keeps trying to kill you.
At first you think everything is normal but people keep WALKING INTO YOUR HOUSE???
You try to adjust, you fall in love, have a baby, 2 days later the baby is an adult and married to a vampire,
you set yourself on fire.
men who wear makeup are so handsome and cool
Image Description: Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J. End ID.
Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me
i don’t make the rules AT ALL, but if you mostly spend time in Gay People Spaces then you know about 28 ppl who look like this
a rly good comic i found while doing research for my lgbt history paper
Voluptuous Makima is so fucking boring, this isn’t even me being puritan, I just think you’re downright wrong if you think giving her a dumptruck and huge bazongadongagorgonzolas is better than her “wearing an oversized, ill-fitting suit, shoes with no socks, and being thin as a rail so the ill-fitting suit gives her an even more unique but increasingly unsettling silhouette as the story advances, to the point that seeing her wearing a proper, fitting shirt near the end immediately tells you the cadence of the character has changed” style.
cindrfella
Weird flex but okay
This is the only time that meme is entirely literal
Some of my favorite ways to say I'm mentally ill without saying what it is:
- I'm haunted by visions
- Seeing spiders
- Seeing the hat man
- This would be easier to explain if I was a war veteran
- The horrors
- My neuroses
- I'm being normal about it
- I'm getting quirky with it
See also:
- The torment nexus
- The misery vortex
- The scareds
- The scaries
link's face before eating dubious food is so funny to me
he hasn't even tasted it yet he's just bracing himself for it
Middle-aged magical girl.
She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.
My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess.
she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her* Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations
Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people's hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can't, got a PTA meeting.
Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.
Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor's heart with hatred then?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That'd be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!
Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How's the husband? Still dead?
Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don't mess with my time off :p