this is the most unsettling episode of cutthroat kitchen i have ever seen

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

WHAT

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

The Cats movie and the ‘live action’ Lion King exist at opposite ends of a spectrum but idk what said spectrum is

today i learned that, when Jared Leto sent Margot Robbie a live rat as a part of his rude, bullshit “method acting” fo Suicide Squad, she was scared but still refused to abandon or harm the rat.

she overcame her initial fear in order to buy him a proper set up and take care of him until she found the rat a reliable owner, who… ended up being Guillermo del Toro for some reason?

so yeah that’s what happened with the Suicide Squad rat

I mean, I’D trust Guillermo del Toro with a rat.

sex positivity has turned into teaching girls to ridicule other girls for preferring missionary or “vanilla” sex as if it’s supposed to be a competition as to who can withstand the most violent sex and who can endure the most abuse from men veiled as a kink

peppa pig is banned in china for promoting gangster attitude

A cat makes its way through the corridor of the Girdle Wall of the Temple of Horus at Behdet.

or - Bastet pays Horus a visit.

Okay LOOK i’m not saying that Hozier is definitely and for sure the Greek god of the underworld Hades,,, I’m just saying that a lot of his songs are about death and love and he just so happened to drop an EP right as fall is coming back around and Persephone would be returning to the underworld. In this essay I will…

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

Fuck you

WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS

just a reminder of my favorite thing on tumblr and its existance

New killer reveal

I want one,

these are room guardians!! also known as the star of that one fuckin meme that went around a while ago aka this

they were (are?) made originally by anyaboz on dA! they also make a lot of other fantastic stuff I mean I am in love with fuckin everything they do their work is stunning

and of Course there’s more of these guys

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

Spider-Man : Far From Home