it’s so stupid that you can’t think your way out of the mental health trenches. like you can know exactly what is wrong, why it’s upsetting you, and you can walk yourself through all of it logically and Understand it but your brain just responds like
in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action
as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body
now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.
here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?
the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.
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unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll
fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson
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Is the fish picture cute?
Rating: NO
This fish is clearly in distress. The fish is stationary, also known as the “freeze” response, indicating an enormous feeling of panic within the animal. The water is far too shallow for a fish of this size, and keeping a fish in a bathtub is unsanitary, both for you and the fish. This is not a healthy environment for a fish to be in, both physically and mentally, as the shock of the unfit living condition can severely lower a fish’s life expectancy - it is not cute, it is not trendy, and it is not worth the aesthetically pleasing instagram shots. Please stop treating animals like toys.
[Image ID: a photo of a corndog in a bathtub. End ID.]
my friend said no-one wants to be the god of gay sex and abortions and im like you’re kidding right i know at least six people who would kill for that to be their job
This might be harsh but I think those who equate “good character design” to “character I would fuck” and express outright disgust at designs who dared to fall outside their conventional beauty norms should be trapped in the amulet for a thousand years. minimum
neopronouns are getting so crazy wtf is 9/11
don’t even say that to me
“This character is dead in canon” to you. They’re dead in canon to you. To me they’re fine
“This character is dead in canon” then explain to me why they’re still running around and living rent free in my head.
i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right
lmao project runway season 12 has a guy with a cochlear implant and he said he’s not worried about anyone getting on his nerves because if they start he’ll just turn the device off.
Some other guys got into a screaming match and this guy stayed true to his word
“nothing you were saying is worth my batteries” asjkxbdjzjxhzhnznzn
is he okay
Damn he must've contributed so much to Morbius' gross
That's the funniest part. For his Morbius vid, he actually bought tickets to Everywhere All At Once and snuck into Morbius each time as to not play any part in making Sony think that they should make more Morbius.
Not all heroes wear capes, but according to that thumbnail this one does
update:
MY DIGITAL DRAWING OF MIKEY WAAYYYYYYY
i post more band art on @/ihearthira on ig ^_^
the gif quality is so bad 😭
this has gotten pretty big so i'll talk about it a little!
this is the most i've ever done for a drawing— fully rendered body and an instrument AND background. i spent maybe 15 to 20 hours on it and i worked on it over the span of 3 months. it helped me learn a LOT on how to render fabric like denim and also just helped me explore color. i saw the og pic of mikey on pinterest and idk i just fell i love the the pose, just felt really cool to me (๑´⍢`๑)
god i love little kids, they're like aliens, they're so bizarre.
i hung out with some pre-k kids today and told them my birthday was yesterday and it was absolutely Not Computing to them that i didn't get presents so they were bringing me random shit (pinecone, tiny rock, crust from sandwich, some smushed blades of grass, etc etc) and one kid brought me a handful of sand and as he was holding it out to show me how shiny it was, noticed there was an ant in it, and his instinct for some fucking reason was to lean down and suck in a mouthful of the sand/ant???????? and sent himself into a coughing fit. literally what and why the fuck would anyone do that
sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog
the people who only know about captain olimar and pikmin through smash bros are missing out on crucial parts of his Just Some Guy energy. Olimar is basically a middle-aged long-haul trucker with a wife and kids and a shitty boss, who crashes his company ride and ends up becoming a defacto field marshal for some of the most suicidally loyal and battle-hungry aliens in the galaxy
alright listen spiderverse fandom. love hobie’s design, but why’s he’s always in his work outfit in group art or fics even when the others are in casual clothes? punk fashion is so cool. look!! look at the things he’d be wearing when he’s clocked out
"When you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves" Weak shit. Fucking pathetic. If your journey of revenge only kills two people you're absolute dogshit at revenge. Get good. Dig a trench. Die of mustard gas.
If you use Zoom, be aware that they’ve decided they’re going to use your input (from both free and paid accounts) to train their new AI tools. And there’s apparently no way to opt out of this. :/
So here are some open source alternatives.