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me: wow things are actually going really well for once!
the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:
Reblogged may
when you make a self deprecating joke around someone who’s not depressed
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me: [is slightly inconvenienced]
me:
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It’s officially “once I get home I ain’t coming back out” season.
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shimmerangels-deactivated201804
im at chilis for the first time and when we walked in and the girl said hi welcome to chilis i almost fucking lost it
Reblogged may
i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in
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guiltygirl
i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day
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My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :)
Me: my what now
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vilus685-deactivated20200321
me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news
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oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019
Anonymous asked:
what college do you go to?
Dumbass Bitch University
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novice-heartbreaker-deactivated
me: *thinks about you* me: *hearts appear above my head*
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tagurself
Do NOT bother my boy.
DO. FUCKING. NOT.
What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.
onemancabaret
WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE
Reblogged may
me: *spends $3″
me:
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Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!
Me: What is too much?
Anxiety: THIS
Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????
Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE
Me: But nothing is happening?
Anxiety: TOO MUCH
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gif request meme » @vixencanary asked: ↳ favorite platonic relationship (b99) rosa diaz/captain holt
Reblogged may
quietly from under a pile of pillows: im very tired
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I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references
“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”
“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”
“What is hurricane tortilla?”
sniffling
“vines for $600″
“back at it again at ______”
“what is krispy kreme”
troubadourtrousers
“vines for 300”
“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”
“who is jared”