Wonder Woman: Agent of Peace #1 - “Commitment to Chaos” (2020)

The “Oh, Persephone’s patience” is killing me bc it means Harley just sounds like Hades praising Persephone

Harley is just gay for everyone isn’t she

When you think you’re done washing the dishes but you look over and see them big ass pots on the stove😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

… and in that moment in time you decide that those big ass pots and pans need to take a few hours to “soak”

Hamlet Group Chat

hotch: ok guys, strauss is calling, be quiet.

hotch: hey strauss?

emily and morgan: moaning

reid: screaming fuck as loud as he possibly can

rossi and garcia: chanting mothman over and over again

jj: rolling her eyes

The Capri Sun Dilemma

Spencer: No, he made fun of me, for getting Capri Suns, AND THEN HE DRANK EIGHT OF MY CAPRI SUNS! Morgan: Spence, you’re in your twenties and you’re arguing over Capri Suns, dude- Spencer: Hotch, either you ground him, or I fight him. So there’s two options, and my fists are already up.

hotch: hey rossi!

rossi, high as a mf kite: i don’t answer to that name anymore.

hotch, sighing: fine. what do you go by now?

rossi, taking a drag from a nonexistent cigarette: they call me papa pasta in the streets, and a classic in the sheets.

hotch: why classic?

rossi, tearing up: because i’m a masterpiece that nobody wants to touch

hotch: i have an important announcement to make.

reid: what is it?

hotch: uh, garcia told me to tell you guys that i’m back on my bullshit

incredibles 2 is great here’s why

bau sleepover

oh no I guess I’m in a mood today

please enjoy more boarding school AU

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“Goddammit, why do I have so many Whoppers?” Emily complained, tossing them into the communal pile of Halloween candy on the floor.

Rossi flicked an M&M at her. “Don’t swear in front of the little kids,” he said, covering JJ’s ears.

“I’m not that little,” JJ protested. “Spencer’s the littlest one. I can swear.”

“Really?” Morgan said. He grinned at her. “Say ‘fuck’.”

JJ stuck her nose in the air. “I don’t feel like it,” she said primly.

“God fucking dammit, more Whoppers!” Emily said. “This is a sign. I’m too old for trick-or-treaing. I just need to buy clearance candy the day after like an adult.”

“That is boring,” Garcia said. She held up up a handful of brightly wrapped candies. “I’ll trade you the Whoppers for my Smarties?”

Emily wrinkled her nose. “Absolutely not. Somehow that’s worse.”

“You have no taste,” Garcia scoffed.

“I’ll trade everything for Twizzlers,” Morgan said. He tossed a wrapper at Spencer. “Kid, you got anything to trade?”

Spencer glanced up, empty wrappers in both hands. “Hm?”

“Oh, lord, someone stop him,” Rossi said. “How much have you eaten so far?”

“Three packets of Skittles, six Milky Ways, seventeen Warheads, a full size Crunch bar, a-”

Morgan groaned. “Ugh, he’s going to be bouncing off the walls,” he said. JJ snickered.

“An IQ of 187, yet he turns into a little gremlin the second you give him sugar,” Emily said. “We’d better make sure he never gets his hands on coffee. Imagine, Reid hyped up on sugar and caffeine at the same time.”

“Actually, the concept that eating candy gives you a sugar rush is myth,” Spencer said.

“Actually, you’re proof that it’s definitely not a myth,” Morgan said. “I’m gonna sleep on the floor in Hotch’s room tonight.”

“Why are you sleeping on the floor in my room now?” Hotch asked as he rounded the corner. “I don’t-” He stopped dead in his tracks. “Wow. You guys collected a lot of candy, huh?”

“Maybe too much,” Rossi said, nodding towards Spencer.

Hotch raised an eyebrow. “Hey, guys?” he said. “Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.”

“No,” Spencer said, and he popped a handful of jellybeans in his mouth.

Hotch rubbed his forehead. “This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage,” he said. He wrapped an arm around Spencer’s waist and hoisted him off the floor. “Quick, somebody grab the rest of his candy.”

“Put me down!” Spencer protested, wriggling in his one-armed grip.

Hotch held him easily. “We’re not having a repeat of last Halloween, Reid. I refuse.”

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Really specific criminal minds headcanons (like, really specific):

Rossi knows every word to Nicki Minaj’s Superbass and has been known to perform it while drunk and/or bored

Reid and Morgan made out once while playing truth or dare on the jet. They got really into it and it got wildly uncomfortable for everyone else. They haven’t spoken of it since and truth or dare is now banned

Prentiss plays the French horn and will not shut the fuck up about it

JJ always wins the 4th of July hot dog eating contest, with Hotch in close second

Reid eats grapefruit like this:

Hotch takes a Zumba class at the YMCA on Fridays and thinks no one knows. Everyone knows.

Morgan has a Tik Tok where he makes vlogs, self defense videos, and thirst traps. He has 2 million followers.

Garcia also has a tik tok and the only videos she posts are duets with Morgan in which she makes fun of him

Reid and Prentiss have a weekly thing where they get wasted and watch riverdale

Rossi is afraid of horses

JJ once got into a twitter war with Jennifer Aniston

Emily spoke in a British accent for three straight years when she was a teenager for no particular reason

Garcia habitually DMs Justin Timberlake on Instagram just to see if he’ll answer. He blocked her.

Hotch’s favorite movie is Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and if prompted can and will recite the script from memory

The one time Rossi went to Disneyland, he rode the spinning teacups and promptly threw up

Once, Morgan and Garcia got drunk and got each other’s names tattooed

Whenever Rossi has a book signing, the rest of the BAU shows up and they go way over-the-top fangirling over him

Similarly, whenever Reid gets a new degree, they’re always there to hype him up when he gets his diploma

hotch, pulling spencer into a hug, petting his hair: i'm adopting you, and no, you don't have a say in it.

Reid & Suspect - *locks eyes*

Reid -

Suspect -

Reid -

Suspect -

Reid - murderersayswhat

Suspect - what??

Gideon - Nice job kid, cuff em boyz.

i love imagining that aizawa will actually jump on an opportunity to share knowledge about his special interests and that hizashi will purposely present these opportunities when they’re out with other people to make it easy for him to integrate himself into conversation. like maybe he’ll notice aizawa struggling to join in on a discussion about pop culture so he says ‘speaking of, did you see that cat video that went viral recently?’ and aizawa will seize the invite to info dump on cat behaviour and his friends won’t let anyone interrupt when he gets going, bc they love listening to him and seeing him enjoy himself