I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

What they said.

I need some luck!

Hoping for some!

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

This website truly is bizarre

I could use some 💪 luck

WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year

Lucky 7 cow reblog for good luck

do you see this shit my liege

okay everyone cash in your reblogs for this post now because im gonna make it unrebloggable on its 1 year anniversary (dec 9th). have fun w it <3

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

Reblog to actually save a life

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

She will come for you

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

She will come for you

You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.

Yes, please reblog

Do it. Now.

i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i  have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’ 

Blog type doesn’t matter. Caring for people does.

This isn’t my blog type but *deep inhale* 

SAVING SUICIDAL LIVES IS BETTER THAN KEEPING IT TO MY BLOG THEME SO DEAR YA’LL WHO ARE SUICIDAL I’M HERE SIS/BRO/SIBLING!! STAY STRONG!!

Fine I promise.

REBLOG THIS IF YOU SEE IT!! ITS IMPORTANT!!

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

hoo dosint think that? imb confusd

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

Lol it’s too cute not to share. Besides..what if i become a millionaire tomorrow. 

cute kitty!

Is this a way to summon Mammon??

And satan too 👀

I hope so

Lucifer please…

im summoning belphie

Please!

I’m actually just reblogging for the image of a cat with a $20 bill on its head.

Do I keep rebloging this when I see it? Yes. Cause I have a lottery ticket, I’m superstitious and 2020 is fucked and I ain’t risking it

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

Fk off

fuck all of yall

Ughhhh

Ffs.

Wtf dude

what have I gotten myself into

What the frog dude!?

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

^^^^