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I wish I was dreaming

@twasonceahuman / twasonceahuman.tumblr.com

Rebekah; addicted to many things. Runs @daas-yass for funzies.
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elusiveowl
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katep4d

I haven’t done realism in at least 5 months ugh

Reblogs appreciated lmao

THIS IS A FUCKING DRAWING???????????

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elusiveowl
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lord-kitschener

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

I’m not

BOOBIES

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

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capricornian

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

boobies are great

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tinsnip

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

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gwengrimm

This is what tumbler was made for

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thegreenwolf

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

I love this

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ogress

that is one huge pecker you got there

Needs moar tits

What this post needs is a little ass.

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

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bguiles

Don’t forget a little pussy

GIF by traces-of-a-smile
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regvetdream

YES.

All the NSFW

How about a nice pair of hooters?

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the-1-and-lonly

Thank you for this blessed post

This wouldn’t be complete without a dik pic…

usually i would post this on my side blog bjt

i needed to bless all the gays with the boobies tits asses diks peckers and cocks

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elusiveowl

Alt text for the vision impaired: I’m standing in front of a class. “Oh man,” I think. “I’m so nervous to give this oral report.” I gaze around the room. “Well, they say you should picture the audience naked...” The camera cuts to the audience. Everyone is naked. Cut back to me. I gulp and gaze down at my absolute rock-hard boner, barely contained in my moisture-wicking Performance Chinos, which I purchased at Target for $14.99.

twasonceahuman

RULES: answer these 20 questions, then tag 20 blogs you want to get to know better.

Tagged by: @elusiveowl​ (a very long time ago- sorry :|)

(where is question 1? it’s disappeared into the void o.O)

2. Nicknames: Bek, BekTech

3. Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

4. Height: 170cm/5ft 7

5. Languages: English

6. Nationality: Australian

7. Favourite season(s): Winter yasssssss!

8. Favourite flower(s): Frangipani’s and snapdragons just for the fun of the flower ‘snapping’ your fingers hehe

9. Favourite scent(s): Vanilla and my bf’s cologne’s 

10. Favourite colour(s): Turquoise

11. Favourite animal(s): Alpaca’s and doggos

12. Favourite fictional character: Hmm... I don’t really go after fictional characters anymore 

13. Coffee, tea or hot chocolate: All of the above, but dependant on time of day, no coffee after 12pm O.O

14. Average sleep: 3-6 hours

15. Cats or dogs: Doggos!

16. Number of blankets: 1

17. Dream trip: To see the aurora borealis, at this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, located entirely within my kitchen.

(wait where the fuck is 18 too?!)

19. Follower count: ummm i think its around 180? I can’t even memba.

20. Random fact about myself: I has caught a boyfriend 83

and I have no one to tag, yay! 

#about me#tag game