men with longer hair if you hear a voice that tells you to cut it that's the devil talking. you have to ignore it at all costs im not joking

mutuals to do this with

[ID: a gif from Brokeback Mountain, Ennis grips Jack tightly by his vest, backs him up against a wall, knocks his hat off and kisses him fiercely. End ID]

those desktop computer towers with the windows on the sides so you can see glimpses of the computer's guts and brain as it's running are like. thats a boob window. youve given your computer the tech equivalent of a sleeveless turtleneck with a heart-shaped boob window.

Yeah? And it's sexy

uptown funk made me sexually attracted to bruno mars…….

stop!!!

wait a minute

fill my butt put some liquor in it!

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

some people are afraid to be corny. not me. i live life on the cob, baby.

His url used to be just "jim"

simon and garfunkel if they were good and if there was 3 of them instead of 2

wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????

Hey! What the fuck is going on in here

what

whatthe fuck

autism.website

[ID: Three images. The first shows a hand holding a model dinosaur. The second is a tumblr comment by desperado-llc reading “Only REAL women have the 2008 Safari ltd Carnegie Collection Giganotosaurus”. The third is a Google image search for “2008 Safari ltd Carnegie Collection Giganotosaurus”. The search has pulled up model dinosaurs, all identical to the one in the first image. End ID.]

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

DNI Unless you answer my riddles three

oh ostrich, we’re really in it now

Big Bird and Snuffalupagus IRL.

i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

thank god i screen shot it

[ID: photo of two young women spooning on a messy and unmade bed. The little spoon is wearing a white t-shirt, light blue jeans, and black shoes. The big spoon is wearing a black t-shirt, fingerless laced-up wrist gloves, black jeans rolled to the knee, a studded belt, and black and white shoes. The caption says, "what if we Smith College Girls for i-D magazine 2004 / and we were both not girls". End ID]

i will never understand the insane takes against having games be more accessible

“does every game NEED to be accessible to disabled people? 🤨” yeah, actually

also the pissing and shitting over difficulty settings. just play the game on the normal difficulty dumbass it’s not for you

Same with stuff like screen shake, particle effects, flashing/lightning effects: “But the game would look terrible without them!”

Then Just.... Don’t turn them off then, dickface...

Meanwhile, *having the option to turn them off* would greatly increase the number of people able to play the game.

the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real