Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

my heart exploded

i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip

The feedback bit is inspired.

Keegan Michael Key’s quick thinking to get involved was GENIUS.

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

I need creativity rn

Same.

I’m a writer, so…

Workout For Daily Life

Reblogging for the neck pain ones… whoa Nelly, do I ever get the most killer neck pains.

For later: that yoga thing

I can’t believe this actually worked

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

i need to fix my whole life please

For everybody suffering in this strange time, may financial good luck find you

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

lol guys

Just taking a chance…

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

what the fuck is everyone on this site taking

I'm committed when I'm in a relationship.

I won’t cheat on you. I won’t do you wrong. I won’t want to stop talking to you. I wont want to leave you for anyone else. I won’t do anything to hurt you. I chose you & that means I only want you, no one else.

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

we dem boys

i need a series to be made off of this 

500 Days of Summer (2009)

Brain like Berkeley….

Met her at Coachella

I went to see jigga

She went to see Z Trip, Perfect

I took a seat on the ice cold lawn, she handed me a ice blue bong, whatever

She said she wanna be a dentist really badly, she’s in school paying for tuition, doing porn in the valley

at least she workin

But girl I can’t feel my face

what are we smoking anyway

She said don’t let the high go to waste

But can you taste?

A little taste of…

novacaaaaaaaane baaaaby

Baby, novacaaaaaane, baby, I want you

Fuck me good, fuck me long, fuck me numb

Love me now, when I’m gone, Love me none

Love me none, love me none, numb, numb, numb, numb

Sink full of dishes pacin in the kitchen. Cocaine for breakfast, yikes

who’s going to recreate this scene with me irl?

what tv show is this 

i want a hot body but i also want to eat junk food why is life so difficult

fact diva number one: check your nails after ruining children’s christmas hahahaha poor baby