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Painful Writer

@turtwig387

21, Genderqueer, any pronouns,
Aro/Panromantic, Asexual, Pancake,
Spoonie, Cripple Punk,
Disabled/Disability, Writer,
(Trying to be a) Disability Advocate
Ask me to tag your triggers (or anything)!
For some reason paypal.me/ari387
I'm here if you need to talk!
Enjoy your stay!

What's up pudding cups!

Welcome to my blog!

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Check out the stuff I make and / or support me!

Clicking the names will take you there!

I have a lot of cute designs, including ones of my stuffed animal pig you may have seen! I also have photography and a variety of other art, drawings, paintings, digital. I add new things sometimes!

Here's the post with my sister modeling a shirt with my design on it!!! It's one of my favorite designs and it is just one of many designs you can get on my RedBubble shop!

Just starting out! I'm not monetized yet and I would love to be. I post video game stuff, but other stuff too. I would love to show off some art, read things I wrote, play guitar, cook and bake, etc.

I want to do let's plays soon! I don't have a capture card yet. I might record some on my laptop soon anyway, but it does limit the games I could play for YouTube.

Amazon Wishlists

I have two different wishlists,

and

I made separate lists because there's an option for lists to have items be removed from the list after purchase, or to stay on the list after purchase, but the setting applies to the whole list and you can't set it just for specific items.

Most of the stuff on the lists are just fun stuff and not needs! If you sort with priority from high to low, the things I need or want more will come up first.

Pretty straight forward! Maybe you like the things I post or you like my writing or my art or my videos. Maybe you want to support me. That's a pretty direct way to do it!

Let me know in the paypal note or in a tumblr message of some sort that you're from tumblr and sending me money! I use my paypal to collect money on behalf of a friend often and don't want to mix up transactions.

I will keep this post pinned and update it sometimes!

Feel free to reblog <3

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french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

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chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

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English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

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Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

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Filipino recipes: add rice and soy sauce and some more rice MORE RICE MORE RICE MORE

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zora-zen

Serbian Recipes: everything is salad. Ajvar? Salad. A single whole hot pepper covered in oil? Salad. Cabbage? Salad. Kajmak? Salad.

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oddybutgoodie

Lebanese recipes: If you don’t have at least 3 family members cooking this dinner with you than you aren’t doing it right.

Indonesian recipes: have you added spices? Add some just in case. Eat with rice. It’s not a proper meal until there’s rice in it. You just had bread/burger/cake/pizza? Eat rice anyway or you’ll die of starvation

Bonus Javanese recipes: Have you added sugar? What do you mean it’s meant to be salty/sour/spicy/something else? ADD SUGAR.TO IT

Canadian recipes: Well part of the directions are in metric but you have imperial measuring cups. I hope you like math because we’re going to find out how many gallons in a litre and how many millimetres are in a cup.

Swedish recipes: Assemble all the beige items you have in your kitchen. Great. now add raw red onions, dill and salt and white pepper. if u prefer it blander, don’t do the last things. consider serving it with jam

Norwegian recipes: listen after three days skiing uphill you will eat anything so stop complaining.

Indian recipes: spend two weeks digging the required spices out of your cupboards. Chop onions until you cry. Fry onions with spices until evey pore in your body is open, let the fragrance seep into your skin, become one with the curry.

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german recipes: this meal isn’t what you think it is. it has 164 different names in different regions. it’s either made of potatoes, served with potatoes, or it’s cake. there’s a 50% chance it’s actually austrian, but don’t tell anyone.

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belarusian recipes: “cook over a slow fire until done”. how many degrees is a slow fire? when is “done”? what am i even cooking there’s no picture and the only ingredients are honey and cornflower

turkish recipes: “if you do this, there’s really -REALLY- good change that you’ll die because everything is too spicy or too sweet but here we go”

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romanian recipes: if you don’t already know the ingredients and directions by heart then what are we doing here

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Brazilian recipes: make an extra sweet (preferably with chocolate) version of other culture’s food (sushis, hot dogs, pizzas, kibes, sfeehas, spaghetti made of chocolate; strawberry sashimis, banana burritos…)

American South recipes: put a stick of butter in it.  Oh, you already put butter in? Well, bless your heart honey, but go ahead and put another stick of butter in there.

Polish Recipes: potato? Potato.

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Lithuanian Recipes : You’ll need mushrooms from THIS EXACT forest , and good luck knowing what spices you need because every version of this recipe is different ,you’ll either cook it too long or too little and it won’t taste the way you remember it from childhood ADD MORE MUSHROOMS FROM THE ROOTS OF THE TWELFTH TREE IN THIS FOREST

Croatian recipes: add vegeta. did you put some vegeta? i need you to put some vegeta there

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Hungarian recipes: add more paprika and/or sour cream. More. More. MORE. And if you mention that you find it too greasy/spicy, you’re disrespecting our ancestors back to Attila the Hun.

Cajun recipes: go out to the bayou and kill three aquatic animals at random. make a roux. cook the aforementioned three animals in the roux with the entire contents of your spice cabinet

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Bukharan recipes: get some rice, add some meat, at least 4 vegetables, and a dried fruit. Layer it. Do you have the cooking towel? What do you mean you want the recipe written down? 

austrian recipies: start with meat. that’s not enough meat. more grease. more meat. you think that’s enough grease? ok but have you considered intestines…. blood sausage… who can afford to waste a single hair of this pig? if you can’t handle more meat, just grind it and mix it with bread before adding it to the dish. needs more grease. fry it. is it black yet? hmm needs more butter. try a cheese coating. fry these onions. serve with sauerkraut

South Indian recipes : fry onions, add spices, blend it and turn it into a chutney.

Remember: everything can be turned into a chutney or a curry. Make sure you add enough chili powder, incase you think it isn’t enough, add some more…and then some more….. Just empty the bottle of chili powder.

If it’s not spicy enough, eat a raw chili and onion with your meal.

I really need to make an addition to the Polish recipe: potato, add some sauerkraut, pig fat, more sauerkraut, if you don’t have more, any form of cabbage will do, make pierogi. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE PIEROGI?! *your ancestors are cursing you now*

For baking: take 60 eggs

disabled trans men don’t owe you physical fitness. disabled trans men don’t owe you stereotypical masculinity. disabled trans men don’t owe anyone protection or physical favors or displays of strength

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yesterday i was hiking with my dog and passed by a family with their 14 yo princess of darkness trotting behind them in very unsuitable clothes and uncomfortable shoes that clearly weren't meant to get dirty on forest mud. oh the quintessential teenage experience of doing something in a way that is stupid and sucks because it's important that it's your own way 🫡

The experience of being a teenager, especially, is relentlessly being forced to do things by authority figures who have arbitrary power over you. As a result "Okay, I'll do it, but I'll do it in the least compliant way possible" is a persistent and entirely sympathetic element of being a teenager

Okay as someone who professionally works with kids, I'll weigh on on this and say: the thing about defiance and "brattiness" is they are defense mechanisms for having no power in your life.

Kids and teens do not have power in their life. Even in the most ideal of circumstances. They can't really make informed choices about voting or houses and especially in America, the entire social structure is hostile to letting them go where they want to go.

So OP is absolutely right and put it beautifully. "it's important that it's your own way." I've seen preverbal babies force their shoes off their feet in response to a completely unrelated obligation because I can force them to take a nap but I can't make them take a nap AND nicely keep their shoes on. It is arguably a pretty stupid defiance, but defiance isn't about being smart.

It's the scream of a person without power insisting if they have no choice but to do this, they will do it their way! And that's more important than practicality. It's more important than being reasonable.

I firmly believe that deep down adults aren't less bratty or defiant than kids are- they're just given more leeway and power so they're more used to having control and use that to cope. The average 30-year-old would absolutely have a meltdown in the pasta aisle if they were regularly dragged to places they didn't want to be by another adult who they were never allowed to be away from or choose where they were going besides very limited exceptions.

(also disclaimer that in using the term "bratty" I am by no means condemning this behavior. It's born of a frustration that is completely understandable.)

see people say custom wheelchair base price $8000-9000 US dollars and although am not wheelchair dealer, don’t think that true?? don’t know where they get that from??

(one of) my (insurance) chair is ultra light & rigid & manual chair AND a power assist and that total cost $9000 yes. but the power assist retail 6000-7000, so the chair itself about 3000 with many upgrades.

which absolutely still a lot money!! ridiculous!!! but still, 3000 & 8000 big big difference. is misleading and crush hope

for example. look at spinlife, cheapest ultralight rigid chair start at $1330. can just buy it by self! (altho would recommend go professional to make sure measurement + needs met etc but know not possible for all) which again still a shit ton money but. not 8000

A couple new youtube videos are up <3

Cherry Blossom / Sakura themed

You can go check them out if you want!

In the point of view video's description there's a shout out to my sister, she was the inspiration for that one

Watching my videos and subscribing to my channel helps me out! I'd love to be monetized some day!

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every mother's day there's always "remember moms are everything" posts and every father's day there's always "it's okay if you're traumatized, you don't have to celebrate it" posts and that's fine of course, I just never see the opposite. so reminder you don't have to celebrate your mother. you have your reasons. be proud of yourself and don't let the holiday get you down.

okay actual question: why don’t people write rhyming poems anymore?

like I bought a couple poetry magazines, and none of this shit rhymes! I’m so sad! is it not considered intellectual anymore? I think the smartest thing a person can do in their whole life is rhyme a word with another word

You know the biggest loss of the decline of physical media and the rise of streaming? DVD special features.

I love you DVD commentaries I love you making-of documentaries I love you behind the scenes footage I love you bloopers I love you deleted scenes I love you silly little videos of the cast dicking around 💖