athimbos-frottage
TAYLOR WANT SHEET METAL
mech with “student driver” stickers slapped all over it
Weeby men's idea of a tomboy is so painful to look at 💀
everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him
lost two years of your life cause of covid - then got hit with inflation right after. we're down tremendously
And still gon thrive cus it’s what we do.
brother this ain’t a kumbaya words of affirmation chain. the price of groceries is very real out here
do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button
I think more people need to learn the phrase "I don't know enough about that to have a strong opinion" its literally a cheat code for awkward conversations
its ok if you actually do know a lot about the thing and/or have strong opinions about it btw. you can just lie
nobody says “hey wise guy” or “what’s the big idea” anymore…reflects the sorry state of wisdom and big ideas in general
put that old man in a situation
This is my old man. The situation?
He conpfy.
FUCK yes everybody go home this post is about him now
“what do you listen to?” music. “what kind of music?” the kind that gets my dick hard what the fuck are these questions
