the intimacy of sliding your fingers along the underside of a device's surface as you search for its ports
some of my favorite responses
You can trust us to stick to you through thick and thin — to the bitter end. And you can trust us to keep any secret of yours — closer than you keep it yourself. But you cannot trust us to let you face trouble alone, and go off without a word.
Everyone say thank you to the strong nuclear force monkey that holds the very laws of physics together
Tybalt has a bad cold and eye infection that he’s on the mend from, so I’m rustling up funds to cover the vet bill!
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also the reason those “disabled for a day” activities are stupid is that they can never truly capture any real disabled experience, they just make abled people THINK they know what disability is about
cool, you’ve gotten a group of uni students to use a wheelchair for a day. great, they now have an idea of how steep the slopes are and how many stairs there are. but do they know about the pain? the ableism? trying to navigate the healthcare system? trying to navigate any system for that matter?
they don’t. because they can’t really know. all you’ve done is made them think they understand the wheelchair-user experience, and therefore probably made them more confident than they should be
it’s infinitely more useful to give them the accessibility guidelines. get them walking around and measuring shit. have them talk to real disabled people until they start to believe us. I don’t know. just DON’T stick them in a wheelchair for a couple hours and let them believe they understand when they DO NOT
A great mama teaching her kiddos how to excel at Wet Beast Wednesday
I love how all of them carry a completely different tone than the others
FUCK EM UP YOUR GRACE
fishcustardandclintbarton
Pop off, my liege
Unpopular opinion: not everything that makes you uncomfortable is bad. Sometimes discomfort means your worldview is being challenged. It’s okay to sit with discomfort and think about where it’s coming from.
i am not calling twitter fucking x
im deadnaming that shit
i feel like im in 5th grade being graded on a english grammar test all over again this is so fucked up
[pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [verb] [noun] [adverb] [letter]
[contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [verb] [determiner] [noun]
[number]/[number]
[pronoun] [phrasal verb] [contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [preposition] [adjective] [noun] [verb] [verb] [adverb] [adjective] [noun] [phrasal adverb] [adverb] [pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [phrasal adjective]
you are doing some cocomelon shit to me
nah i'm staying out of this
Ice delivery man in Houston, TX circa 1920 Check this blog!
why did he eat this
Historian finishing a dissertation on the ice industry here. For once, I am not here to take away your joy! “Oh no, the ice man is too sexy and he’s going to fuck my wife while I’m not home” was a legit moral panic for DECADES. So much so that if you were fancy, you could get an icebox built into your wall so the dirty, sexy ice man didn’t have to come inside your house with your delicate, impressionable wife. This pic is going in the diss if I can chase down the correct citation for it.
Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhatten. The question now is can they HOLD it
I love how Ryan Gosling can sing. Like that man can really SING, and he chose to use all of his musical training and expertise to put his entire pussy into Ken's 'I've just been friendzoned and I'm sad' song. Iconic.
i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only people who have the power to undo your marriage are the grim reaper itself or a special little boy with a law degree.
til death or some guy do us part