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wanna See My bionicles

@turntechxs

dogs WILL vote
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hey boo! this is hayley williams on a different account *:・゚✧*:・゚✧i hear youre a big fan and i want to pay you a visit ♡ give me your credit card information so i can fly out ✿

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yess queen

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weaver-z

If I got ahold of Joe Biden's phone I would put he/they in his Twitter bio then turn it off

Stop replying to this with "I would link Homestuck discourse! I would make a carrd! I would post Onceler stuff!" like guys. Guys. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but this won't work. Everyone will know it was a hack. But adding a they pronoun to the bio? Oh, baby, that's a toss-up. We would bear witness to three gorgeous hours of the biggest Twitter storm you have ever seen. It would be better than superhell night.

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nagunkgunk

warmind au kabr (along with the vault fireteam) serve as bodyguards for a joyeuse-charlemagne research team lead by maya sundaresh

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nagunkgunk

warmind au felwinter runs away from home and also itsa videogame…..

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gotouda

at work the other day i was cutting up avocados and one had a tiny seed and i was like to my coworker “me when i have a tiny seed” and she said “i dont know what that means”

same coworker today she was portioning mustard pickles and i said if i had an old italian man as a pet that would be the slop id put in his trough. and she didnt really like that one either

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aqueroful

Sony: Easy…. EASY….

Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight…

Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER

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amtrax

Sony: If it ain’t broke don’t fix it

Microsoft: Evolution takes some tweaking

Nintendo: INNOVATE. IIIIIIIIIIIINNOVATE.

Me when the HRT kicks in

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when u reach a certain friendship level w me u unlock me sending u posts that fit ur aesthetic/interests. its honestly an entire love language

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kamlo