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@turnstileskyline / turnstileskyline.tumblr.com

and trans-atlantic expertise
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(image id: cartoony gif with a transparent background of a shaggy frogfish walking around. he uses his lure to hunt a worm, which he eventually eats. end id.) 

maya / ridley / circe !!! (they/them)

prev. urls include wlwtunny, vinylocity, subdivisionsmile, and pennyroyalunplugged.

i’m super into puppetry and marine life and lizzie borden

i dont have a good tagging system because i have a very bad memory, but when i do remember to tag things, it’ll be like “(word) tw.”

if you knew me 2020 and prior no you diden’t <3 im normal now sorry about all that.

icon by @wyrmwoodstar​ !!!

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asssdirector

hadestown orpheus and eurydice are so. she loves her cringefail husband. he looks like a 16 year old boy at his first prom. he plays wonderwall for her so good it solves climate change. she's a runaway from everywhere she's ever been and just wants him to take her home. he unionizes amazon. they are everything.

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nyancrimew

still sometimes think about how when my apartment got raided by cops back in 2021 i had a massive neon sign on the wall of my living room that just said "crime"

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vicholas

I don't really go in the lost media and lostwave communities but I'm reading about how they found today a song they've been searching for years (Everyone Knows That aka. EKT) and turns out it originated from an 80s porno. The whole deal is so funny help.

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darubyprincx

i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

(from a video featuring someone's father/grandfather)

is anyone else reading "pack it up boys we've made a social blunder" in the voice of the lead penguin guy from Madagascar

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xadnem

I hear the words "bichon frise" and my brain spends an uncountably long moment frantically overturning every memory I have, desperately trying to remember what foreign luxury car brand I have to pretend to care about in order for this conversation to go favorably. After my every mote of knowledge about cars has been thoroughly ransacked and I am on the verge of failing this social interaction, a smudged sticky note flutters into view that simply says "small white dog."

bitch on fries? that lil white thang?

The very same.

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ionchy