Are dolphins real?

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Yes, but their mental states are a matter of ongoing controversy.

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Yeah, common misconception that dolphins are sweet happy creatures in reality they’re demons.

I saw a dolphin once

He was smiling, but it was clearly a rictus grin

The dolphin I saw once was not a creature of happiness

He did not seem even mildly pleased

I saw a dolphin once, he did a sick kick

He looked so angry! He looked so sad!

He kicked and he kicked and he kicked,

The dolphin I saw was not the gentle type

He jumped into my swimming pool

As I dived to save my dog

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and then what happened frank?!?

The dolphins were really upset about me trying to hurt the dog

They came up out of the water and started attacking me

I ran away and left the house to drown

I was never seen again

Frank, I can see you now…

A young dolphin, a boy about my age.

He wore a yellow and orange striped swimsuit.

The dolphin, he was one of a kind

He did something that was not right.

He ate my friend and my family

He ate my girlfriend and my dad

But my friend survived and my dad lived

So I did too

But I was still sad because

I still missed my girlfriend

She was beautiful and I loved her

And I wanted to return to that world

We all want the world we loved to return to us,

but when the dolphin and I met

He tried to hurt me

He had a really sharp thing

To cut and slice with

He would cut and slice

And he kept on doing it

So I became angry

I kicked him

He wasn’t too happy

He did not want me to go

But that made me even angrier

And he attacked

I hit him with a fish

He hit me back

And I hit him back

I hit him and he hit me

And he tried to kill me

So I kicked him

He kicked me back

Then I grabbed a rock

Then I grabbed a knife

Then I grabbed a bottle

Then I grabbed a hammer

Then I grabbed a saw

Then I grabbed a club

And I beat the dolphin

The dolphin had stopped moving

I looked at my family

They watched me as I cried

There was no one there to help

Then I saw a helicopter

I ran to the helicopter

But the helicopter was scared of me

So it flew away

I stood there in tears

A boat came to me

But the dolphins knew about the boat

So they chased it away

Then I cried in the boat

Then the people took the boat

And they said, “Don’t cry”

The dolphins then left my family and me alone

Then the boat came back and took them away

The dolphins had disappeared

I was alone

Then the boat crashed

The dolphins were still there

I thought, maybe the dolphins are real

I thought, maybe dolphins are angels

I thought, maybe I’m not alone

I thought, maybe dolphins are angels

I thought, maybe the dolphins are real

The dolphins started to swim by

They started swimming near me

They were all angry

But they knew that they were wrong

So they started apologizing

One by one, they said they were sorry

And then they left

Then I cried a lot

I felt very bad

Then I heard a noise

I thought it was the helicopter

I said, “Thank you, God”

The dolphin said, “I don’t know what it is you believe in, man”

Then he left

Then the water was calm

Then I lay down in the water

Then I slept

When I woke up I heard a voice

The voice said, “Don’t worry, man

I’ll take care of you

You’ll be okay

I’ve seen a lot of dolphins before

I won’t leave you out here, man”

Then I laughed

I said, “Thank you, Jesus”

Then the dolphins started singing

There were many different sounds

They made beautiful sounds

I started singing

I sang a beautiful song

Then the dolphins started to sing back

I sang the beautiful song louder

Then dolphins and I sang

Then dolphins and I sang louder

Then I and the dolphins sang

Then dolphins and I sang harder

And louder

And I sang louder

Then dolphins and I sang

Then dolphins and I sang

Then dolphins and I sang louder

Then dolphins and I sang loudly

Then dolphins and I sang loudly

Then the dolphins started singing loudly

Then the dolphins started singing loudly

Then the dolphins started singing loudly

Then the dolphins started singing loudly

Then dolphins and I started singing

Then dolphins and I started singing

Then dolphins and I started singing

And I sang loudest

And the dolphins sang very loud

Then I thought, “I think I need to sleep

But I don’t think I can sleep because I think I need to sing

But I think I can’t sleep because I think I need to sing

But I can’t sing

Then I said, “I think I will sing

But I can’t sing because I think I need to sleep

But I can’t sleep because I think I need to sing

But then again, I can’t sing

Then I said, “I’m tired, my brain can’t think anymore

Maybe I should go to sleep

So I went to sleep

I slept for a little while

Then I woke up

We all want the world we loved to return to us

Frank, what the hell, why are you making me cry? This is poetry???

I made some lyrics for this. I hope you enjoy them:

The Dolphins and the Ocean

A young dolphin, a boy about my age.

She wore a yellow and orange striped swimsuit.

The dolphin, she was one of a kind.

She did something that was not right.

She fed on human flesh.

She fed on human bone.

The human bones are still in the ocean.

The ocean is still around.

People die in the ocean every day.

I have a little more of the human brain.

I can feel something in my body changing.

My blood looks like water now, my bones look like water.

I remember a long time ago, my girlfriend.

When she died, she said, "I love you.”

I thought, “What a lie!”

My girlfriend said, “I love you!”

I wanted to ask, “What kind of liar are you?”

But I never said anything to her.

When the dolphins find the ocean, what will they do?

They’ll eat all the fish, they’ll eat all the people, they’ll eat all the animals.

The ocean is too full of people.

They don’t know how to feel, or what to do.

Why should they eat fish, or why should they eat people?

If they eat all the fish, they won’t get a thing to eat.

If they eat all the humans, they won’t get the brains.

The dolphins are the last fish, and they’re the only animals who think.

I remember a time when there weren’t any dolphins.

The dolphins were humans.

How did the dolphins get so smart?

Did the humans make the dolphins?

Or did the dolphins make the humans?

Or were we the only ones?

Do you think the dolphins remember the ocean?

Do you think the dolphins remember the people in the ocean?

I was sitting on a shore.

It was a sunny day.

A dolphin sat by me.

That dolphin said, “I am sorry.”

It was talking to me.

It was trying to communicate.

But it could not talk like I could.

It could not talk like humans could.

That dolphin was not intelligent.

But it wanted to communicate.

It tried to teach me.

That dolphin could not do what a human could.

It was trying to communicate, but it couldn’t.

I was crying.

The dolphin left that shore.

I was still crying.

That dolphin probably thought I was crying because I was sad.

Or maybe it was sad.

It probably thought that the ocean was beautiful.

Or maybe it was beautiful.

Humans are beautiful.

Humans make beautiful things.

But the ocean is just an animal, it isn’t anything.

If the dolphins were beautiful, they’d be smart.

They’d be able to do anything they wanted.

The dolphins had to be humans.

The ocean was just an animal.

The dolphins must be humans.

If the dolphins were just animals, then the ocean was something else.

If the ocean was something else, then the dolphins were not humans.

The dolphins were the only humans.

I was a human.

I am a human.

The ocean was just an animal.

Maybe the dolphins were just beautiful, maybe they were smart.

Maybe a human could talk like a dolphin.

But I had an ability no human had.

I could feel something changing in my body.

I could see something changing in my blood.

I could see the bones in my body changing.

My bones looked like water now. I could see the bones look like water.

The dolphins were my friends.

They were making beautiful sounds by the hundreds, by thousands.

The beautiful sounds were made by thousands of dolphins by the thousands.

One by one, the dolphins said they were sorry, until they got scared of me.

Then the people in the ocean started singing and singing and singing.

They sang the beautiful thing thousands of times.

They sang the song thousands of times.

I sang to the people in the ocean thousands of times, but they were so many things and so many and so many and so many and so many and so many and so many and there is no reason for me to feel anything.

I sang to them and they sang to me back.

Then the people in the ocean sang

Then the people in the ocean sang louder

Then I sang loudest

Then people and dolphins sang

That night, many people drowned in the ocean.

And I felt my blood change

I can feel something

Some change in my body

It has some effect on me, it is some change

It is my brain, it is my brain, now it is my human brain, with all the organs inside.

When my mother died, she said, “I love you. I love you.”

I saw her bones, the bones were in my body, inside my skull.

Her eyes were open, she was not dead.

Her eyes still looked at me, her eyes were still looking at me.

The bones looked like water.

Her eyes still looked at me.

She still loved me.

I felt love for her.

She said, “I love you,” and she said, “I love you,” but I know that her eyes never looked at me.

Her eyes and her eyes and her eyes and her eyes and her eyes

And my blood is changing

I think I am sad

I think I’ll eat, to see what’s happening

I think I should change, it should change

There is a change in my body

And the oceans have swallowed my human eyes.

There are hundreds and hundreds of eyes

I can see the ones underwater

I can see the ones in the water

I can see the ones underwater

They are still there, I can see the ones underwater

I can see the one

I can see the one underwater

The oceans are drowning me

And I think I can see the thousands of eyes, I can see the eyes

Those eyes look like my eyes

But they look like eyes

And the eyes, like the ones that were underwater

The oceans are drowning me

Like the beautiful eyes in the oceans

Can you see them

Can you see them underwater?

The oceans are drowning me

I am a human

The oceans are drowning me

With all the eyes that are the sea

I am human

And these eyes are human eyes

The eyes are underwater

The oceans are killing me

And then I thought to myself, what then?

What could have ever happened to me here, on the shore?

Then I knew how to feel

Then I felt sad

Then I sang, “My mom died

She sang me a song then

She sang me a song

And then I sang a song

And I sang

And then I thought, if I want to hear some beautiful

People singing in the sea

Then I need to sing louder

If I want to hear any of the

And then I heard the song

And then dolphins and humans and dolphins and me

And then the dolphins and me and the dolphins and us sang together

Then the humans and the dolphins sang

Then the dolphins sang louder

And the music and the water became louder

And then the dolphin and the humans and dolphins and the

Then the dolphins started singing

Then we sang

Then the dolphins started singing

Because they had the

And the dolphins started singing

And then a whale came singing and eating

But the people singing

Then, "I’m sorry, I don’t want to eat anymore”

Then all the fish died

The fish died in the sea

And the water and the sea

Now the dolphins are all the people

And the people in the oceans and the deep sea is all the fish

It is all gone.

It is all gone

And the people are crying in the ocean

The dolphins are crying

Dolphins are still in the

Thank you for writing those lyrics for me, Frank! They're so spooky and haunting and beautiful!