TO THOSE IN NEED OF EMOTIONAL CATHARSIS:
"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"
Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn't that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?
Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that's wild
this was honestly the funniest email in the defunctland garfield video. who was out there detailing their explicit sexual experience in the garfield dark ride so eloquently that kevin defunctland had to censor it this much. i want to study you
Things that will make your computer meaningfully faster:
- Replacing a HDD with an SSD
- Adding RAM
- Graphics cards if you're nasty
- Uninstalling resource hogs like Norton or McAfee (if you're using Windows then the built-in Windows Security is perfectly fine; if you're using a mac consider bitdefender as a free antivirus or eset as a less resource intensive paid option)
- Customizing what runs on startup for your computer
Things that are likely to make internet browsing specifically meaningfully faster:
- Installing firefox and setting it up with ublock origin
- adding the Auto Tab Discard extension to firefox to sleep unused tabs so that they aren't constantly reloading
- Closing some fucking tabs bud I'm sorry I know it hurts I'm guilty of this too
Things that will make your computer faster if you are actually having a problem:
- Running malwarebytes and shutting down any malicious programs it finds.
- Correcting disk utilization errors
Things that will make your computer superficially faster and may slightly improve your user experience temporarily:
- Clearing cache and cookies on your browser
- Restarting the computer
- Changing your screen resolution
- Uninstalling unused browser extensions
Things that do not actually make your computer faster:
- Deleting files
- Registry cleaners
- Defragging your drive
- Passively wishing that your computer was faster instead of actually just adding more fucking RAM.
This post is brought to you by the lady with the 7-year-old laptop that she refuses to leave overnight for us to run scans on or take apart so that we can put RAM in it and who insists on coming by for 30-minute visits hoping we can make her computer faster.
he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain
angels in oyster shells
[ID: four nude angels with different bodies, each drawn in pencil on an oyster shell]
can you people stop being gay? cut it out lol
FUCK YOU
what are you? gay?
You fucking wish. You just wish you were me.
oh yeah? oh yeah?
Yeah, you fucking stubborn asshole
*pushes you on to a locker and we passionately make out*
*doesn’t stop you*
Huh
im sorry did you need something you homophobe
TO THOSE IN NEED OF EMOTIONAL CATHARSIS:










