here’s some of my favorite shots from our foster care announcement 💕
this is absolutely fucking pathetic now every single fucking streaming service is gonna start doing this shit. all y'all had to do was not watch Netflix and let it flop for a few months and they would have given up
if you could pick the met gala theme what would you choose??
"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
albert probably watched the mask collector and was like. girl what.
You’re the only one who can save him, Barry. This is an opportunity to do the right thing
I simply don't think that's true eBooks.com but thank you anyway
DIRECTOR: Hey Tom Hardy here is some weird shit we're gonna put on your face to hide your beautiful little kissy lips pretty boy mouth
TOM HARDY, ENTIRELY NOT LISTENING BECAUSE HE'S BUSY FORMULATING AN ACCENT NO HUMAN BEING ON EARTH HAS EVER FUCKING HAD: Sure boss
Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?
i just want to lay down and close my eyes and be with my mom again. i can't keep living without her anymore.
who would have thought that a couple weeks after i made this post, my ex step mom would corner me at a pride parade and make fun of me for it lmao life is crazy
hey carrie when you see this DM me and tell me what you thought about the season finale of barry. you can submit it anonymously it's okay
So it turns out my ex step mom still reads my Tumblr account! Which is fun. I know that because she cornered me and my husband at Pride today and asked me about my recent suicide attempt. then she followed us down the street trying to provoke my husband into hitting her! Love that for her. But I’m glad I know that she likes to pop by so I can let all you nice people know she:
- emotionally and mentally abused me my entire childhood
- scammed numerous churches and non profits
- cheated on my dad a lot
- probably didn’t know my dad was cheating on her a lot too, but I can’t fault her for that I suppose
- went through my belongings, cell phone records and social media (which apparently she still does!)
- left my dad for another man on Christmas Eve and led to my dad killing himself. That’s right, Carrie. I fully blame you for my dad committing suicide.
Here’s the thing, I’m done with all this y’all. I’m almost 30, I’m building a really good life for myself, and I’m starting to move on so like. I don’t WANT to do this. But she forced my hand.
Carrie, you can keep looking at my Tumblr if it makes you feel better. I’m glad my suicide attempt over my dead mom was entertaining for you. You’ve always loved to see me miserable, huh? I don’t hide my mental health issues, or any part of myself anymore. I’m doing really well. I’m building a life you’ve never touched. That makes me happy. You can’t take that from me. Cunt. :)