Load bearing Equius png

Equius, losing hand after hand in blackjack: D-> I gamble to increase the entropy of the universe, I don't care about the money at all

god forgive me

what is wrong. like with all of you.

Heterosexual pride flag

men in black is not a b-movie! it had a 90 million dollar budget in 1997! tommy lee jones and will smith were two of the most famous actors in the world! fuck off!

obsessed with this miss piggy moment on master chef junior

call my girl's hole the car door the way i'm slamming my penis in it

think about the money that went into serving me every single one of these ads. all for nothing. love wins

He’s growing

who else wanted one of these when they first saw them growing up

ralsei burger moment

this is so funny

please come back 🥺 don’t you wanna watch cocomelon 🥺

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

sometimes I randomly remember that Mr Ratburn from Arthur is gay married to a chocolatier and a sense of calmness and prosperity washes over me like a wave 

someone just reblogged this old post out of nowhere, causing a sense of calmness and prosperity to wash over me like a wave 

Happy pride month to that rat

overslept

man was really like