Equius, losing hand after hand in blackjack: D-> I gamble to increase the entropy of the universe, I don't care about the money at all
men in black is not a b-movie! it had a 90 million dollar budget in 1997! tommy lee jones and will smith were two of the most famous actors in the world! fuck off!
slimegirlapologist
call my girl's hole the car door the way i'm slamming my penis in it
sometimes I randomly remember that Mr Ratburn from Arthur is gay married to a chocolatier and a sense of calmness and prosperity washes over me like a wave
someone just reblogged this old post out of nowhere, causing a sense of calmness and prosperity to wash over me like a wave
Happy pride month to that rat








