Hello! Welcome!

Howdy y'all! Figured I'd make an introduction now that I kinda know what I'm doing here

Name: TurboPutt03, but you can just call me Turbo

Pronouns: She/her or He/him (gender is being difficult right now)

Sexuality: I am an asexual lesbian

Fandoms: highly highly into minecraft youtube. More specifically, Hermitcraft, Life smp, Empires smp, and sometimes Dream smp. Other fandoms include Helluva Boss, Portal, The Owl House, The Stanley Parable, and Stardew Valley.

My tags: I'm revamping what I'm tagging, meaning I'm gonna go through all of my posts and properly tag them.

Current status: Remodeling

Other Tags: I will also tag things in terms of trigger warnings like this (tw swear). Be aware that sometimes I will reblog some suggestive content. Nothing NSFW, but does include some hermit shipping. I will label it with (shipping), and depending on the smp, (hermitshipping) or (trafficshipping).

Please please please DM me if I need to change things, because I am still new to tumblr and don't really know what to put for a pinned post.

The Buttercups really went into the Hermitcraft meeting, asked "Hey, who wants to help us mess with Doc?" and got everyone to help

The temptation of Poking the Goat is so big that they even got Iskall on the server for it!

the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline

this is so unrelatable that i'm going to talk to my therapist about how much i don't relate to this

ok. do you like need something or

They didn't have the basket robens mint ice cream at heebers so I had to get ben10 jerries and it's okay I guess but it's kinda awful. It's like it's not mint chocolate but it's also not toothpaste flavored, it's some nothing else.

can anyone hear me. where am i

The guy who is silly, goofy, and perhaps even a little foolish (exploring my Foolish design a bit!)

catching up a big backlog of hermitcraft… hi madam curator

oh hi doc

Jesus

https://medium.com/@jencoates/i-am-a-transwoman-i-am-in-the-closet-i-am-not-coming-out-4c2dd1907e42

Yoda being a weirdo to test Luke in The Empire Strikes Back but then Rian Johnson had him acting like a nut in The Last Jedi.

Having the most brain cells of the crew seems good, until you realize it's like being the tallest dwarf...

"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone

Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here

@ashley-slashley

I hate that you're probably right I fucking hate it here

@canichangemyblogname

sdjsj stop I'm fucking cackling

"Contact my secret network of Jedi across Coruscant, I will. Tracing your IP as we speak, I am."

Post that have 10K notes in my heart.

Give it a minute.

No

Let him speak ‼️

Holy shit tumblr live just hit a high of 4 concurrent viewers

Holy shit tumblr

live just hit a high of 4

concurrent viewers

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

joe: "I want you to all go watch Doc's next video when he gets back from vacation, it's probably going to be completely derailed, deranged... deregulated..."

never ask a man his age a woman her weight a hermitcrafter how far theyll commit to the bit or whatever they say

TBH THIS...YIPPEE THAT...YOURE FORGETTING THE ORIGINAL AUTISM ICON.

do with this what you will

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

Honestly bro we don’t talk about how Wilbur thought doomsday was his explosion enough… like bro came back like “damn I really did a number on this place huh 😎” and then no one corrected him because like what would you say in that situation? “Oh hey sorry bro no ur massively important suicide bombing that you’ve defined your entire sense of self around was like fixed on a week. That hole was some other bitches sorry” literally c!tubbo deserves an award for not pushing him into the hole

seeing ppl you follow rb their art is like I haven't seen that before thank god it wasn't lost to the depths of the dashboard ❗❗ or yippee I get to see that again!! 😊💘🌸❣ but reblogging your own art feels like i will kill you immediately and you will die. by ten thousand knifes.