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@tupthetrickster

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if i let out my full laziness it would spread and accelerate the ever increasing entropy of the universe in a matter of seconds and kill you all. so you should be pretty grateful im still putting SOME effort in

Laika's still up there. not her body, sure, but her soul is. i saw it through my telescope one night when i was looking for aliens. she was sniffing for table scraps under saturn's ring. she chases comets and bites down on satellites. i saw her napping by neptune, she was kicking her feet. passing through the oort cloud is like the stroke of a hand on her fur. eyes like marbles and four little paws like flames. she bobs through jupiter's moons like cold moscow streets. up there the stars are a great big field. and look, she's running so fast. god damn, look at her go.

minecraft enderman I summon your power to get my psychiatrist on this zoom call