roses are red, i’m going to bed

#violets are blue #damn bitch me too

I DON’T LIKE SMALL TALK

Jimmy Neutron promotional interruption on Spongebob Squarepants (2001)

this has to be the worst form of advertising there is

This is horrid

Perfectly normal.

Jake Gyllenhaal and a ferret

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

omg wholesome

Reblog for good luck!

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

i saw these two girls while riding a gondola in venice. they were smoking and chatting on their windowsill, waving at passing boats. i thought they were incredibly lucky; i would love to share an apartment with my friend or sister in the most romantic, magical place in the world. it would be like living a dream.

this is so beautiful

venice is amazing

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

what th

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

Oh myfdb c

Alexa release the serotonin

“Releasing neurotoxin.”

“ALEXA, NO-”

Portal(2007)

The Lion King (1994) dir. Roger Allers and Rob Minkoff

i crave affection!!!!!!! someone please hug me for 3 days straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!