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@tunaktun

i’m basically just a sly cooper blog now
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saltforsalt

No, you know what sounds to me like a valid reason not to give money to the new Disney Mulan? The fact they filmed it in Xinjiang, working with the local authorities involved in the Uyghur concentration camps.

Not the lack of a talking dragon.

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cubanpercy

BOYCOTT THE MOVIE. BOYCOTT THE MOVIE

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area51-narutorun

or if you desperately want to watch it:

PIRACY. PIRACY.

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waynekiller

idk why you'd even want to pirate it after hearing what was going on behind the scenes during the movie, not to mention china already made a mulan movie in 2009 that i can promise is way better than anything disney could have come up with.

it's 2 hrs long and actually available for free on youtube right now with english subtitles

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inspector-montoya-fox

ideas for future villains bcs i’m tired of waiting, ok henny?

  • Madame Cordelia (or Madame Luna, which sounds way better idk): a fruit bat from Morocco, finally sending Sly to Africa. a Ruby/Contessa-like character who dabbled in magic and the estrange, but in order for it not to seem repetitive like Miss Decibel, she actually took inspiration from one of the two and this is mentioned in her intro. she comes from poverty but rose to wealth, and sees herself as the Robin Hood of her people because she runs the country’s biggest drug cartel. best part: her boss fight is a two-parter; first defeated by Sly, followed by a tête-à-tête with Carmelita (seeing as fruit bats look like foxes with wings).
  • Samson: a gray wolf originally from Germany but i was thinking his level could take place in Iceland or Austria for a wintery level. he’s an intellectual strategist with a dark, twisted mind but also brutal strength that will give the gang a run for their money (something like General Tsao). here’s the catch: he’s the great grandson of Otto Von Cooper’s great rival and red-barron-like character, Das Gemetzel (have mercy on me and Google translate). Otto managed to defeat Das Gemetzel during one of their great dogfights but Samson grew up with a vengeance (and maybe sought to rebuild Clockwerk making him the main baddie but i dont know if goingbacktoClockwerkissuchagoodidea okbye) - voiced by MARK HAMILL!
  • Ignacio: a condor, colossal in size and originating from Peru. he started off as an actor who aspired to star in romance movies but would only get cast in Boris Karloff-esque films because of his mangled face, leading to emotional frustration and some serious anger management issues. he went into hiding and began a life of crime, using his massive wings for efficient bank heists whilst starring in his own self-produced movies. semi-aerial boss fight with Sly clinging onto his wings while Murray gives him the pow-wow sensation when grounded. i thought this would be a great opportunity for an lgbt+ character, plus: Llama flashlight guards.
  • Penelope: God knows this could either be an idea which would leave the whole fandom GAGGING or ruin the entire franchise, but: she’s back for her revenge, this time in an industrial, underwater lair in Thailand. a submerged city, something between traditional Thai architecture and technological marvel (think Precursor Legacy, lost precursor city). with laser-beam sharks and exploding jellyfish in her arsenal, she’ll be the penultimate level in the game. Dimitri and Carmelita will need to pitch in (giving us that long-awaited Penelope x Carmelita confrontation), and the whole thing ends with the city exploding and Bentley failing in trying to save her from drowning. welp!
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inspector-montoya-fox

this post is criminally underrated and needs immediate justice

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inspector-montoya-fox

^ what this hoE with an attitude said

choolz
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huariqueje

Sleeping Cat    -   Clifford Hall, 1972.

British,1904–1973

Oil on board,, 14.5  x 20.5 in.  5 11/16 x 8 1/16 in.

thebootydiaries

*selfie doesn’t get reblogged* me: im taking a break from tumblr guys!! this website is toxic and bringing me down, i don’t know if I’ll be back but i love all of you :)

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and-down-we-go

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

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yoshifawful64

bentley has said a lot of hopelessly nerdy things in all the sly games, and especially when any technology is involved, but i think referring to hacking as his “digital kung-fu” and then making some ridiculous kung-fu noises has to take the cake