doomybot
Does a set of all sets contain itself?
all the windows are boarded up, with people stuck outside getting stuck in traffic after everything is cordoned off.
I was so proud when he didn't spill the milk
when he didn't spill the milk, I said out loud, "Oh hey, great job!!! You did a great job!"
Help me peesh
Deewishies
After the partial ice spill I was like ohhh noooo when I saw the milk but he pulled it off perfectly!
the "It ain't much but it's honest work" farmer passed away :(
Here's an article from last year about his life and work and his reaction to being a meme:
His crops aren’t particularly unique (mostly corn, soybeans, and wheat) but his novel cover cropping tactics make his practice unconventional. In the mid-’90s, his farm started using several mixes of cover crops whose roots could break up the soil better than tilling while regenerating the chemicals, such as nitrogen, that are paramount to healthy soil. It was a breakthrough: less input was getting him more output, and his soil was as rich and wormy as ever. In his three-and-a-half decades of farming, he’s drastically decreased his use of fertilizers, fungicide, herbicide, and insecticide, and his land blooms in the offseason with all sorts of vegetation — sunflowers, radishes, various grasses, and more.
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The Brandt family operates Walnut Creek Seeds to provide education and materials to other farmers (including backyard gardeners) on cover cropping, and aims to prescribe farmers the best cover crops for their land. He hopes, if anything, that his digital stardom gets more people interested in regenerative farming. “Dupont and Bayer don't care about you or your soil or our wildlife,” he says.
When I first signed up for electrolysis, the clinic owner told me her whole staff is trans. Cool. I assumed that meant trans femmes, since we're the ones who usually need the facial hair removal, so it only makes sense that some of us will go into the business.
Nope! My electrolysis tech is a trans man with a full beard. Huh.
I like how every reply has unanimously agreed that he's taking the hair for himself. We're all on the same wavelength here.
I'm going to see him again today to continue my electrolysis. On a scale of one to that's weird, how much of a bad idea is it to bring a printout of this comic?
I need to know how this ends.
(I haven't shown him the comic yet. I keep forgetting to prant it)
prant
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Update: I still haven't remembered to PRANT it, but since we were talking about beards today I explained the post and comic to him, and he thought it was hilarious. He says he's gonna put it on his wall once I do PRANT it.
Important update: I finally remembered to prant it (I gave up and did it on my own printer, so it was black and white), and the little man is chuffed.
He was giggling the whole time he read the thread, and then once he was done zapping me, he went over to wash his hands and it was still sitting on the counter, and he started laughing again.
Mission accomplished! It only took a few months or so. This is how adhd works. I'm lucky I remember to bring my skin to the "remove hair from skin" appointment.
coordinated cosplays are cute but I think a bunch of people cosplaying the same character and then walking around a convention in a roving pack is much funnier
If you see someone shoplifting no you didn’t you didn’t see shit
If you see someone
shoplifting no you didn’t
you didn’t see shit
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
NEW PLUS SIZED CHOKERS, PATCHES, EARRINGS IN MY ETSY SHOP
I’d actually added these patches early last week, but hadn’t made a new promo post for them. Oops. But now I got even more new stuff! So check out my shop for chokers, patches, buttons, etc! And remember to check item descriptions for sizing!!
if you remove the places most people walk around at they don’t walk very much
This reminds me of that one study on exercise that didn’t count manual labor in the workplace as exercise
I can’t believe people don’t walk very much except for the places they spend a lot of time walking at
in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us
please imagine 6 teenagers with giant sad puppy eyes looking at a dear sweet 50 something year old art teacher and asking "may we please hear burning screams"
being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze
QUIT REBLOGGING THIS
Jenni's POV:
Gloves = thigh high stockings
Solution: mittens
Sorry but a man stumbling in from the cold and removing a clunky, snow-covered mitten with his teeth only to reveal the perfectly sculpted hand underneath is not a solution to this problem
Y'all realize literally NONE of this is doing anything but reinforcing the hands = tits comparison, right.
Source: correctopinionhaver
the most unnerving part of myhouse.pk3 for me was when a random closet suddenly opened into an expansive non-euclidean maze. the music cuts out and there is no sound whatsoever, just complete silence. all the walls and floors are a cold Brutalist grey, and there's barely enough light to tell where you're going.
you wander and wander through samey corridors, but as you go even deeper, the doorways and halls start to stretch and shrink. random ramps and stairs lead to nowhere in particular, random pillars supporting nothing, thresholds too small to enter and archways much too large to have any reasonable purpose.
eventually you stumble into an absolutely giant room, a room so expansive that you cannot see the other side through the darkness. after a considerable length of time running, you finally reach the opposite wall, where absolutely nothing greets you. as you blindly wander around this void of a room, you suddenly are greeted by this:
a massive hole in the floor. you can see what appears to be a staircase leading down into it. as you peer down the pit, the staircase forms a spiral downward, and all you can see...
...is nothing.
at this point, you might consider trying to return to the house like i did, because nothing good could possibly await you at the bottom. but we both know that's not an option. as you descend into the abyss, the house almost seems like a distant memory at this point. climbing down and down, being careful not to slip... but this is doom you're playing, and doomguy is a little slippery to control.
so down you fall.
It seems like there's more positivity on Tumblr than other platforms (*cough*Twitter*cough*). Like, you can say "I love you, bestie." without anyone calling you corny or childish.
Y'know what? Reblog this to let your besties know you love them.
Someone here on tumblr mentioned how adults in their early 20’s are being called “postminors” and stumbled on the conversation that prompted this
Honestly this whole thing sounds like eugenics.
Consent is a human right that shouldn't be subject to arbitrary testing or "licensing".
Attempting to reduce it to a simple pass-fail test or license grossly trivializes the important conversations that must be had to ensure that consent is being given and received in a responsible and respectful manner.
The second I read the words “mental exam” in the context of deciding who can consent, this went from stupid to horrifying. Holy shit.
lmao someone told me it was “grooming” to have the characters in my romance novel be 23 (turning 24 like right as the book starts) and 27. the kids are not alright.
SORRY SHE SAID WHAT????
years ago like I think it was 2017 this popular Tumblr user randomly got hold of my three note post which was just nerd shit about villains from a series I liked at the time and she was going off at me calling me pro fascist and slavery and when I replied to just shut the fuck up she hit back with "me, a literal 21 year old minor and you're 23 whole ass years old???"" Like we wouldn't be in the same retirement home together lmfaooo
HELP??????????????????
Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...