girls don’t like boys, girls like plants and magic spells

bdsm stands for

Bees Do So Much for the environment

Crab

sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like coats and jackets. Getting under the sheets and standing under heat lamps. Soup.

Sun - Acrylic paint on cardboard

i’m allowed to use the term crazy in a derogatory fashion because I’ve had a breakdown in a Wal-Mart

R E S P E C T

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider

someone:  do you speak french

me:  I have seen a few scenes of that candlestick speaking in beauty and the beast

“Bouffant, Brilliant, and Badass” / Love Magazine March 2018

This is a callout post for the TSA agent who was incredibly thoughtful and concerned about me flying across the country all alone without an adult and wanted to make sure I knew how to go through security and felt safe and comfortable and explained that, as per the signs, children under 12 can keep their shoes on, and directed me specifically to another agent to help me so I wouldn’t be overwhelmed or afraid.

You were super sweet and kind, and the look on your face when I handed you my driver’s license and you realized I was 25 was priceless.

that’s a mood ™

Honestly me.

The teeniest socks for the teeniest foots (Source: http://ift.tt/2Dr4Xtf)