the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
this reply evokes such an incredible image in the mind’s eye
mildly amusing thing that happened last week: I watched the second-to-last episode of Ted Lasso with my parents, who were under the impression that it was the last episode, and I had so many spoilers from tumblr that I was able to be like “guys there’s definitely one more”
because while a little abrupt the penultimate episode worked well enough as a finale that it didn’t give it away
the trouble with thinking of them as the BackSync Boys is that if you don’t know the name of the song you’re thinking of or which group sang it, it’s very hard to look up
What do you mean killing isn't an act of devotion
they call it committing murder because it's a commitment. it's a more serious commitment than marriage
Me getting 3/4 of the way through Ted Lasso fics and then noping out when the fic’s Big Misunderstanding is revealed…
I don’t think I’ve ever back buttoned out of so many fics I was enjoying, but oof y’all are strong about embarrassment.
turns out the way you choose to live out each day dictates what your life will look like overall. no i know it's terrible
(here she is btw)
if you vote please also reblog!
[character] with a big bright scrunchie in his hair, yes yes
[image description: a screenshot of a joke news article (most likely reductress) written by Justine Jung. The headline says, “Uh Oh! Friend clearly not the victim in drama being described.” The image below is of two women sitting on a couch, one talking seriously and the other staring with a neutral expression. The date of posting is March 22, 2022 and it is in the “news” category. End ID]
sorry for not replying, i am unbearably nervous at all times
stupid that “manspreading” became slang for men who sit badly on public transport instead of. you know what, never mind
Anonymous asked:
hey you should ask your doctor about MAOIs. my SSRIs weren’t working so we tried those (i’m on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking onceler on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now don’t work
Yes, I’ve done the work analyzing this relationship’s problematic traits and I’ve come to the educated conclusion that I still want them to fuck
the cunt who makes my life decisions (me) and the idiot who has to live with them (also me) somehow have diametrically opposed world views how am i supposed to live like this
"you did this to yourself" if only i knew why. if only i fucking knew
Is it just me or are people super judgmental about men’s hairstyles if the guy has remotely long hair? (Okay when I type it, duh. But it’s still weird to me.) Like, people who approve of guys having long hair, but then if they ever like, put that hair in a braid or something it’s mocking time for sure.
Are they? I’ve had long hair constantly braided for the better part of a decade, and no one says anything save for the odd friend who wants to braid it themselves and random compliments from old ladies.
I don’t really have IRL experience, so I hope yours is common! I’m thinking of things that percolate into my internet bubble. I’m glad you get compliments! :)
When you say “I’m so-and-so’s offspring” it’s understandable that people immediately use the word “son” or “daughter” in the next sentence they say to or about you. Wretched, but understandable. Offspring sounds like you were being whimsical, not gender neutral. When you say “I’m so-and-so’s sibling” and they immediately say “brother” or “sister” that’s less excusable but I will begrudgingly acknowledge that “sibling” is also an awkward word to some people. When your partner introduces you as “[name], my partner”, and the next words out of the person’s mouth are “Hi, [partner]’s girlfriend!” that is a crime and I should be allowed to bite people no matter how accidental it was.