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this has been a lousy but fabulous flop [19]

if u and I were little frogs. we could sit on leaves together. u ever think abt that.

congratulations piracy

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

Fucking hell, Walter

Why not just call him an asshole

Because whatever this is is funnier

Just remember that, according to Walter, on the set of... one of the TREK films (can't remember which) Shatner didn't remember his name.

It was the press launch event for Star Trek V with the cast on the bridge set in full uniform before reporters where Shatner blanks completely on Walter's name and refers to him as the fellow who plays Mr Chekov.

Dude

breaking news: local girl discovers it is possible to have too many silly little drinks