the bob got me crunk
OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha
fuck everything else this is the real post of the decade
This line from lysandres wiki is so funny his motivations are truly incomprehensible
Never let them know your next move
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
i literally never check my messages but i deeply appreciate seeing things like this on the rare occasion i do. its like reading animal crossing letters from people i may or may not know after not playing the game for months. could be anything. its a surprise.
what if we [redacted] every supreme court justice
Fucked them?
austimpowers
princess celestia my bualls hurt
im-playing-bejeweled
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austimpowers
can i help you
im-playing-bejeweled
no thanks I'd rather play alone
Anonymous asked:
hey op, why the fUCK do you have so much free time
I made 52k last month, what's your excuse fucker
How? I lied
Death is a natural part of life. Not your death though. Your death is gonna be super fucked up.