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Devil's Nest

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[Dax/Edward, 21 queer trans guy] a silly straw is a warriors weapon || #1 GRAY MANN FAN! || Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... Well let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes. I didn't see you get on. This is my third transfer this year. No matter how many times I get relocated I never get used to it. Well, end of the line. Welcome. Welcome to City 17. You have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, in the citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I have been proud to call City 17 my home. So whether you are here to stay or passing through on your way to parts unkown, welcome to City 17. It is safer here. First warning, move away. It's all I have left. Move it. Alright alright, I'm moving, jeez. Were you the only ones on that train? Overwatch stopped our train in the woods and took my husband for questioning. They said he would be on the next train, I'm not sure when that was. They're being nice and letting me wait though. Don't drink the water, they put something in it to make you forget, I don't even remember how I got here. Dr. Breen again? I was hoping I had seen the last of him in City 14. I wouldn't say that too loud, this is his base of operations. You, Citizen, come with me. Wait, Wait a minute where are you-- Get in here! Go on! Me? I said move! Don't move, hold it! You citizen, come with me. This must be a mistake, I got a standard relocation coupon just like everyone else. Get in! Need any help with this one? No I'm good. Back up! Yeah, I'm gonna need me some privacy for this. Now... about that beer I owed ya.

In a world of dragons, sorcery, war, and monsters, there are many risks and even risk takers. Everyone though, elf, monster, or man knows to avoid those few ancient ruins that contain symbols of suffering and a word of the ancients, RADIATION.

literally 10 minutes into having a new sideblog and i reblog something WRONG to it. brainyot.

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Tournament is double-elimination style. If you don't know what that means, basically a loser's bracket is held concurrently to the main bracket, and the winner of both duke it out for the grand prize of Best Character. A submission form will be opened on Monday, June 5th. Since all named Valve characters are included, please use that form to submit pre-game propaganda for your favorites (especially the obscure ones!).

MORE INFO AND PRE-GAME PROPAGANDA SUBMISSION FORM ON MONDAY, JUNE 5TH!