Spidey Miku exists, I just know it

Photo by Kira Gyngazova

me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….

this makes so much more sense now???

Why didn’t this meme come with a translator’s note

None of this explains the phone on his head though

its for his souk

The ability to turn the post above you into the speech bubble of a character of your choice is an essential weapon of tumblr pvp.

important note for our new friends from Reddit

My first shiamu drawing Muahahhaha

op didn’t add a link so here’s a link to his patreon where all of his minis are free to download please support him if you can

I would absolutely download a dragon, and I’ve already shared this with my D&D group. We’re gonna have some adventures! Thank you to everyone who made this possible!

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

Spider-Man: Into The Spider-verse (2018)

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

I love when a cartoon animates a superhero flying and they just tween across the screen lmao

how did you make a sound effect play in my head in place of a word

... what, tween? It's like, an animation term... People know what tweening is, right?

Please watch this.

Shit, I’ve only seen stills of this.

the photoset really didn’t do this scene justice im yelling

this is one of those rare cases where the dub adds deliciousness to the source material

Homestuck is weird bc if you just read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia, it’s overly complicated and makes no sense. But if you read Homestuck from the beginning, it boils you like a frog. You don't even really notice how increasingly convoluted the plot is getting. Several Acts in and youre saying shit like “The doomed-timeline Dave that post-retcon Jade dated is a different version of the Dave that fused with an alien catgirl” like it's the most reasonable thing in the world

Persona 3's female protagonist, also known as the first Gudako,

This girl is partly responsible for the female protagonist always being characterized by fans as the unhinged one

i can't watch movies containing naval warfare for the same reason some horse lovers can't watch historic war movies where horses get shot

yes, i know the cannonballs aren't real. yes, i understand the ships are only pretending to sink. and yet, I am distress

Don't worry! The boats just turn into submarines when the sink! They don't actually take any damage, they just travel underwater to get a snack for being such good boats!

logically i know this, but it's still reassuring to hear someone say it out aloud

And! When they do a really really really good job they are given boat belly rubs! and an extra warm boat bath! I am glad I could be of help to reassure you my friend!

why do we praise boats like this boats are an invasive species and danger to the ocean and all of its natural wildlife like sharks and shipwreaks

okay wow that is a MASSIVE generalization, the boat genus has evolved over thousands of years and consists of hundreds of subspecies many of which are perfectly capable of living as part of a balanced aquatic ecosystem. boats aren't automatically evil just because *you personally* think they're big and scary.

@is-the-boat-video-cute your professional opinion?

Rating: Cute!

While there are invasive boat species (see: most species of yacht), most species of boat are fully acclimated to their environment!

this is my favourite genre of Tumblr post

what can i say tumblr loves shipping

#the last line really helped the whole bit sink in

Today's Card Is: Opression

I hope you understand I'm not normal about his cameo

What's a mouse girl's favorite food?

Mousearella sticks

Okay now what's a wolf girl's favorite food?

The mouse girl's mousearella sticks.

Okay now what's a fox girl's favorite food?

The mouse girl’s mouserella sticks.

They're all dating.

this just made me imagine either multiple couples or a polycule for the phrases:

“wolf in sheep’s clothing” (she “stayed over” last night and thinks her girlfriend’s clothes look better on her. her girlfriend would agree if she weren’t silently blushing)

“fox in the hen house” (they moved in together, this is a big moment for the fox especially, and we’re all happy for this next step in their relationship)

“playing cat and mouse” (I don’t think Tumblr guidelines let me put their “play” into words. oh, my. >///>)