I'm about to wii sports resort to violence
I'm about to have a wii fit
marvel’s dedication to portraying j jonah jameson as a complex three dimensional character with likeable traits and sympathetic qualities is really funny cuz it’s led to the creation of a character who unfailingly stands for truth and integrity in journalism except for this one specific dude he is absolutely convinced is putting chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gay
Went to the zoo today and they had these Arabian Oryxes but one of them found a hat somebody presumably dropped in the enclosure and was playing with it
He managed to get it on too. Looking stylish my friend
ME LISTENING TO MUSIC AND IMAGINING MY SILLY LITTLE GUYS IN THE SADDEST SITUATIONS POSSIBLE
Cas: i love you 🥺
Dean for the past few days on tumblr dot com:
can’t trust anyone who criticises the mamma mia movie. like wtf are you even criticising. the plot?? the characterisation?? my brother in christ they put meryl streep, colin firth and amanda seyfried on an island, got them drunk and asked them to sing abba songs in the campest way possible that’s LITERALLY. IT. by this point you have to just assume that you’re the problem.
bitches be like "but we never learn who her father is!!" uh yeah we do she has Three??
the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans
hey sorry we put your boyfriend under a readmore
Parasite in chief in his idiot hat
literally never been so tempted to blaze a post
POV for when you are going to learn about a recent massive historical and political event for the first time:
Would be asleep right now, but there are Fictional Characters to imagine in emotional situations. You know how it is.
as a treat for the defunctland guy we should all try to convince elon musk that he would be so so so good at designing roller coasters
They call me millions knives cos that's how many knives it takes me to make a sandwich cos I keep putting them in the fuckin sink
