Wei Wuxian: Ow! My armkle!
Nie Huaisang: Your what?
Jiang Cheng: [sighing] His wrist.
One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn't a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.
It’s one of the best things.
My Post: haha in a fleeeeb beepo bingus kinda mood rn
Senior tumblrists:
@sardonic-the-writer original tags
It has unironically been great for my mental health. It’s like the opposite of doomscrolling. Coomscrolling? Idk
Mood I've felt marginally better past 2 days than I have in how long???
Speaking as a longtime Tumblr user
It’s doing me good to see you all here. Like we’ve had some pretty sus UX changes lately (although nowhere near on the level of what Reddit’s doing—mostly it’s been months since they introduced Tumblr Live and we’re all still mad about it), and seeing y’all come stumbling in like “oh this is COOL” is letting me take a fresh look at the site and really appreciate why I love it here.
It's great for the ecosystem too ever since the porn ban we've had like the same 200 dudes here and for the longest time the only fresh blood was teenagers. I can't wait to see what they do with all the open space.
what's your blorbo show? the show that has so few characters who AREN'T your blorbos that the characters who aren't don't even count. The show where you're spending most of your watching time going "there they are! the specialest person in the world!"? I'll start, mines Merlin
my art teacher has a cup full of stickers that she gives to students sometimes bc high school students go crazy for stickers and you will actually never guess what she has in there.
someone please find the original artist behind this and let them know that there’s a sticker of their softcore spongebob x squidward tentacle art floating around some high school in canada rn
Hoping this reaches the artist cause uuuhhh?
Kirby’s Death in art nouveau style 🌻✨
Inside Spock: The Many and the One. From Terry Matalas on Twitter
The fact that this isn’t even a real book (they made it specifically for the show) but they still made sure to include “for Jim.”
I'm going insane, I just found a job opening for a Historian with the US Air Force that literally sounds like they're hiring for the Stargate Program
The job duties:
- Researches and writes the wing history.
- Conducts special studies and creates other historical products such as oral histories.
- Provides research and reference services.
- Participates in wartime and contingency operations; deploys to contingency locations.
Other job requirements:
- Have to pass a medical examine and physical fitness/agility test
- Provides support to combat operations
- Continues working in combat zone after evacuation of nonessential personal
- "It is impracticable to convert the employee's position to a position authorized to be filled by a member of the armed forces because of a necessity for that duty to be performed without interruption."
- May also be deployed to non-combat or civilian operations
- "This is a Mission-Essential position performing a Mission-Critical-Function"
- May require travel on military aircraft
- "Incumbent will exhibit professionalism, diplomacy and tact in daily interactions, high-pressure situations and while interacting with high ranking foreign and U.S. officials"
- Work in conditions with minimal amenities
- "Position will include training in the carrying and use of firearms because incumbent can be deployed to contingency locations and participate in wartime and contingency operations where and when there may be a requirement to carry firearms"
- Top secret security clearance
- A bachelor's degree in history
This is the job description they wrote after Daniel Jackson retired.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 3.10
because once everyone sees you as a villain, that’s what you are.
A new trailer has been released for Nimona, which is set to release June 30, 2023.
funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls
Tags were too good to ignore.
asexualgeorgecostanza
positively-lgbtq
frogboy
schmendrick-lamar
pylertalma
mautlin
tittyloving
sector-7
wilbursoot-brainrot
great job everyone lets hit the showers
testosteronetwink
idefinitelycrymyselftosleep
Not again
cool-way-to-die
gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site
it always comes back to skyrim somehow.
when a trill has sex does the worm cum too or is it just like watching and appreciating. not a dax thirstpost i swear to god. just a humble blogger sowing the seeds for an honest dialogue about worm sex
James Lance as Trent Crimm TED LASSO | 3.07
Please wish my cat a happy 15th birthday!!!
She may be considered a senior citizen but she is still baby
That sweet face! Happy Birthday!
I love the word queer, feeling a little queer tonight might commit arson😳
Reblog if you're feeling a little queer or might commit arson