God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees
I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.
Level 1: character gets a redemption arc for something that's not really that bad because the writers are cowards and don't want to risk making them truly unsympathetic.
Level 2: character gets a redemption arc and the text just straight up refuses to specify what they actually did, but trust us, it was really bad. (AKA Schrödinger's war crime)
Level 3: character gets a redemption arc for something the writers clearly think is really bad, but it's... kind of not? (Bonus points if it's a weird gender role thing.)
Level 4: character gets a redemption arc for something that genuinely warrants it, but the writers seem to have very strange ideas about why it was bad.
Level ?: Character gets a redemption arc for something truly bad by doing the bad thing again, but this time with the blessing of the narrative.
Level ?: Character gets a redemption arc by omission because the writers forgot what the character had done.
Level ?: Character gets a redemption arc by dint of being too popular to continue to condemn.
carly rae jepsen never fails to remind everyone to be in love and to be brave and earnest and horny about it. she gets it.
“I’m like, ‘Okay, she’s a doll. She’s a plastic doll. She doesn’t have organs. If she doesn’t have organs, she doesn’t have reproductive organs. If she doesn’t have reproductive organs, would she even feel sexual desire?’ No, I don’t think she could,” Robbie said. “She is sexualized. But she should never be sexy. People can project sex onto her. Yes, she can wear a short skirt, but because it’s fun and pink. Not because she wanted you to see her butt.”
Margot Robbie said Ace Barbie Rights with her whole chest.
Every time I read an interview from someone who worked on this movie it sounds like they went through some sort of spiritual enlightenment
I have more
even if you're not a supernatural fan, if you've been on tumblr long enough you are, like, culturally. like cultural christianity in america except it's the cw's supernatural. you may never have watched an episode or set foot inside the tag but your regular life shuts down on their holidays and all of your world news is delivered through that point of view. something to think about
hey I went to Bad At It island and everyone you know was there. yeah turns out you just see the version of them they put forwards in order to not disappoint and in actuality everyone is just trying their best which doesn't always mean succeeding. yeah you were there as well but it's ok because you're surrounded by your friends and loved ones and if you take a moment you'll realise we are all flawed by nature but we are all full of love for one another and that matters more than any skill or success or achievement.
Op why were you at Bad At It Island???
I'm making an incredulous expression at you
I read this post wrong. I am also on the island. I have made a sandcastle and buried my whole head inside its gates.
I am decorating your sandcastle with shells and putting leaf flags on every turret
i’m dropping out of college to do this
I'm starting a college course to teach this
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum




















