Happy season 3 release day to women who can't die, avian authors in hiding, disgruntled EMT's, barista angels of god, socialite demons, frogs of the second plague, reborn phoenixes, talking sheep, and the centrifuge you forgot to secure *ONE TIME*
Nothing trumps the devastation of seeing gay as fuck fanart abt two women in the 1970’s with Russian roulette and mafia crap as main themes and racing to find the movie online only to find out the whole thing is another one of tumblr’s crazy shenanigans and does not actually exist
I have seen at least 3 people with TLT usernames like or repost or comment on wtsf content and I’ve been holding this in for the *longest* time, Gideon is Ed and Harrow is Lucy in terms of voice. Its like they’re made for each other. Just imagine a Lucy-esque voice saying « it seems you already have one black eye courtesy of the Seventh House, and yet you seem to long for symmetry » It’s just. ugh, I can’t. And, and, Ed as Gideon. Just imagine all the insults.
Brb gonna re-read harrow bc kiriona gaia hurt my soul
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME??? OH MY GODS.
Episode two is so surreal bc it starts with ed just minding her own business collecting samples then a fucking tornado siren starts blaring, then dead preserved frogs apparently come back to life and then as if that wasnt already weird enough the fucking sacrificial lamb talks in the weird alien voice pitch abt strings and fates and then just oges on bleating like nothing ever happened. Ed and Lucy spend the day painting blood sigils or whatever, then they have another spat-off that ends with lucy being so hurt she cant even form a proper comeback. Ep 2 is fricking rollercoaster lmao (sidenote: they had so much development between ‘im gonna tear ur throat out in ur sleep istg’ to ‘I AM RIGHT HERE—IVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE—TRYING TO HELP YOU’ god i love these two idiots so much)
Okay but what's it like to be Cam or Pal right now? You know Harrow, and you care about her. You don't love her, not really, but she's a friend, and you've fought by her side, and maybe you feel like you owe her.
And you know Gideon. You like Gideon, it's hard not to. You don't accept her death, that's why you don't leave her body behind at canaan house. you rejoice over her survival. But you don't love her either.
Then you meet Nona. In Harrow's body, with Gideon's eyes. I imagine at first you pray this resolves itself soon, that she gets her memories back and reveals herself to be Gideon, or Harrow, or both. But she doesn't. And she becomes a part of your family. And she loves you. And you love her.
What happens then? Do you still pray one day you wake up and Harrow/Gideon are back? Or do you start dreading that day? Maybe you hope it's amnesia, and that when her memory comes back she still gets to keep all of Nona. Do you try not to think about it?
What's it like to be Pyrrha? You barely brushed past Gideon Nav, and at most you caught some glimpses of Harrowhark. You don't love them. You love Nona.
What must that feel like?
YOU KNOW SHIT IS GOING DOWN WHEN THE FIRST THING YOU HEAR IN AN EPISODE IS HEAVY PANICKED BREATHING
Episode eighteen will be our season two finale! We wonder if eagle-eared Caldera Studios fans will remember how those usually go…
i refuse to believe the latest episode is luce reading to ed and the next one will be a cliffhanger that will change everything.
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keep going
He thinks this is probably Leitner‘s fault
1.) oh my god this episode dkvbdkfbvkdfvdfbkd
2.) that ending song 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺
3.) that ending scene i swear to fucking god
4.) ya’ll better kiss soon i cant take it anymore
5.) good job caldera studios you’ve done it again 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
OH MY GOD WHY DID IT END THERE????????????? WHAT??????
i cant believe this only happened in an alternate reality or smth, these two need to confess right tf now (sidenote: this is my first time doing something like this, idek if i’m doing this right)
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
“See him face”
I sure fucking do see him face
Him face
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)
REBLOG HIM FACE FOR MOST EXCELLENT LUCK ALL 2022 🖤
Whoever over at Super Suits decided let's canonize LonelyEyes, give them a fucking raise!
Why, thank you.
Ok so currently running a theory that the strangeness in WtSF is all based on various modern and defunct constellations? Given the show name? Unless this is something we know already in which case oops.
- E2 bullfrog plague: defunct toad constellation Bufo (or if we're going with the frog reanimation line, Battery of Volta), and the talking lamb could maybe be Aries
- E3 beast: Leo (lion), Leo Minor (smaller lion) Lynx (lynx), Felis (cat)
- E4 arm: Leo, Leo minor, or potentially Felis (retractable claw, not Lynx)
- E8 beast: a lion, so Leo or Leo Minor
- E6 Lineus: Some sort of bug so Musca (fly), Vespa (wasp), Apis (bee), or Aranea (long legged spider)
- William Shakespeare: Lacerta (lizard)
- Lucile: could be any number of birds, or like how sometimes they put wings on Virgo? With the wings and way with words I kinna want to say Siren
- Ed: think I'd have to read into the mythology a little more
But anyway since those shiny yellow dots also really look like constellations and I don't remember the shape of many of them I have been staring unsuccessfully at this for far too long just trying to summon answers, without knowing if they even exist to be found.
I just want to say you’re a genius
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YES YOU DID
the more you reblog this the more it breaks
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd
i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed
what
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I must spread the chaos of this post
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I like it and my phone crashed
how’s everyone doing tonight I’m helping to break tumblr hehe
I wish to break Tumblr
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what?? happened??
To whom it may concern,
If you have had the misfortune, of finding this note, then you are most likely the new owner of this property. And for that, I can only apologise, and offer my condolences.
I have done everything within my power, to ensure that this property never gains a new owner, but as the years go by, and my body and mind begin to fail me, I fear that all of my preparations, might have been in vain, as one can never hope to fully prepare for every eventuality.
As such, all I can do now, is offer what little advice, I have managed to gather over the years, in the hopes that whichever poor soul, is reading this, will be able to avoid the fate that myself, and all those before me, were doomed to.
1 - Never extinguish, or move, the lantern in the attic.
2 - If the lantern moves by itself, do not try and put it back in its usual place. It will return there in due time.
3 - Never use the back door. It does not lead to where you think it does, and it is locked for a reason.
4 - If said reason, starts knocking, or scratching, at that door, do not respond, but be sure to cook a little extra that night, and try to pretend you do not notice, when there is nothing left behind, come the morn.
5 - Never remove flowers from the garden, without having something on hand, to give back in return.
6 - Do not light the fireplace on the north wall. There is something living there, and the flames will be seen as an invitation.
7 - Those are not people, by the lake, and they do not like it when you stare.
8 - Do not touch the apple tree. You cannot afford what they cost.
9 - The fourth step, will squeak if you step on it during the day. Pay no attention to how it growls, when you do so at night.
10 - Never leave a mirror uncovered, when you leave a room. These too, will be taken as an invitation, and not all guests, are as polite as the chimney beast.
11 - Mysterious books should be avoided at all costs.
12 - No, that corner was not always that dark. Do not try and investigate it.
13 - Do not respond to the whispering you hear during the night. They do not only seek to wake you.
Good luck, dear stranger.
May you succeed, where all before you, have failed.
*fuck yes*
listened to the magnus archives, ended up loving horrible lonely man













