A High Functioning Fangirl

The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended

So true. Here's a Candy Darter for your troubles. They're critically endangered and only live in a few creeks in West Virginia. Aren't they pretty?

i made my hognose tiny glasses and it's the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life

Edit: Btw if any of yall wanted to know, her name is Rosie and she is, as the tags say, a western hognose.

jesus no

tumblr, like a high school cafeteria, has many different “cliques”. over here *points* we have the Nerds. next to them are the Nerds and the Nerds. over there, in the corner, are the Nerds, who have a fierce rivalry with the Nerds. me? i roll with a crew of renegade textposters. we call ourselves the Nerds

Friends (1994-2004) 01.02 | "The One with the Sonogram at the End"

Dog Meshi.

its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

Are Americans finely realizing they aren't secretly the main character and others are not NPCs and that we are in fact all people?

yeah this was the first time i have ever had this thought and its because im a stupid little yank

When he has no rizz and has never kissed a boy ever

Many cats figure out pretty quickly that humans don't like dead mice as gifts, and then go through an extended process of trial and error trying to figure out what humans do like. Here we see Attempt# 47: Moss.

My boy used to bring me dead snakes (no venomous snakes in our area, don't worry) which made me rather upset because I love snakes and they were very good for our garden.

So whenever he brought me dead snakes, I would scold him.

And then he started bringing me *live snakes*

it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.

"You're too young to remember this, but there used to be so many insects outside that you would have to clean them off the windshield after a long car ride" is the kind of sentence that would have been in a cheesy scifi short story earlier in my life, perhaps submitted to a literary magazine and accepted to show support for its environmentalist message - now it's something I've said in earnest.

Falin, Oil on paper and digital

He’s a musician

What a professional leaf jumper

peac & love on planet earth

Cat 1: BRO WTF GET BACK OR ILL KILL YOU

Cat 2: but we're BUDDIES!

Cat 1: YAAAAYYY

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

LETS GET ONE THING CLEAR, I CAN HANDLE THE SINS OF MAN ALL BY MY SELF OKAY!?

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

Together they create the full set.

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

tumblr black out poetry

there was no individual, there was not even you or i