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i don’t like kids. 

in general, i suppose. i’m not very fond of little kids. i don’t want them. they give me headaches and i cannot deal with their antics. 

HOWEVER

you know what i do when kids talk to me? i smile. i answer them. i tell them their scribbles look really good. i open their juice boxes for them and ask to hear more about their power rangers. 

because although i may not be fond of children, i was one. i remember being a kid and how much sour adults impacted my life even today. so when a child who is screaming and crying with a runny nose walks past me, i put on my smiling face and ask them what’s wrong instead of rolling my eyes. 

because that’s what you do. you tolerate children even if you tend to dislike them. because kids are so impressionable and remember everything. i cannot bring myself to enjoy being around children. but that doesn’t mean i let them know. 

I never thought of it that way…

Woah.

I always get the ‘I thought you hated kids’ when people see me being nice and talking to littlies and all I respond is ‘sure, I’m not a fan of kids and I’m not really planning on having any, but I’m not a complete asshole’ Don’t be a dick to kids, it’s super uncool.

and if you see a baby smiling at you please for the love of fuck smile back. you smiling back allows babies to develop an awareness of their impact on other people and how their emotional expression impacts others - basically their social abilities. when you smile back, the baby’s brain registers ‘i expressed a positive emotion and this caused the other person to express that same positive emotion’. 

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kuroii98

I’m every one in this

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

Anonymous asked:

can you do a one shot where Riley comes and supports Lucas at a baseball game

Sorry this took a while to get to! PS it’s quite short but you know the drill I’m trying to get around to everyone’s requests blah blah blah ! ENJOY :)Riley skips along the ground in front of the bleachers, she spots Lucas warming up at the side of the diamond with Zay. She waves frantically trying to get his attention. Lucas notices the goofy girl and smiles as he jogs over to the fence that separates them. “What are you doing here?” Lucas asks as he clings to the metal fencing between them, “I told you not to come, I stink!” “I may not be a cheerleader,” Riley starts throwing her hands about like a routine she’d learnt for her last failed tryout, “But I’ll be your cheerleader, always.” Lucas’ grin grows, “I’m probably going to be a bench warmer,” his smile deflates a little. “Then you make sure that bench is extra toasty,” Riley laughs softly as she reaches out and pokes his nose through one of the spaces in the fence.“Lucas, you’re in the outfield first up with Zay and Jack!” The coach calls over to him. “I’m in?” Lucas asks his coach surprised and Zay gives him a thumbs up. “I’m in!” Lucas turns to Riley and she’s bouncing on her toes excitedly. “You’re in!” Riley claps. She removes her jacket and reveals her homemade jersey with Lucas’ number written on the back beneath the ‘FRIAR’ she’d scribbled between her shoulder blades. “Riley!” Lucas cups his hand to his chest, “You did that even though I told you I was going to ride the bench this season?” “Us losers have to stick together,” Riley giggles. “Friar!” The coach calls. “Uh, I have to go,” Lucas pokes his thumb back. “Go out there and be the hero I know you are,” Riley quotes herself. “Thanks,” Lucas goes to leave but quickly turns back around, “Riley wait!” She stops and steps towards him again, “Yeah?” “Can I have a kiss for good luck?” He asks leaning into the fence. Riley blushes, “There’s lots of people around…” “Please?” Lucas pouts. Riley quickly leans in and gives him a peck through one of the gaps in the fence. They part and Lucas is smiling. “I swear to God Friar if you don’t get over here in three seconds!” His coach is now yelling. “Go!” Riley giggles and Lucas jogs off turning back to look at his girlfriend again and she waves before finding a seat. 

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me as a pilot

me: ladies and gentlemen , this is your pilot speaking . I bet you read this in a man;s voice. Well guess what !! women can be pilots too. Demolish Stereotypes ! Anyway both the engines are on fire , we are totally fucked

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your blog is safe for lgbt+ your blog is safe for all people of color your blog is meant to be a happy environment for all people to enjoy your blog is still kind of trash

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thexfiles

any rich people following me? did i mention i love rich people. looooooooooove rich people………… love em…… especially love when they give me thousands of dollars out of the goodness of their hearts……….. anyone around here rich and want to do that