Breaking bad but instead of meth they make poppers
One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"
You'll never believe what this post is about
Tiktokers who beg people to like their videos because the algorithm "only" gives them 1000 likes would not survive a 0 note tumblr post
I know Dracula is the bad guy of Castlevania and all, but if some zealous Christians showed up at my home and horribly murdered my wife because she did medicine too good I too would probably have gone absolutely fucking feral
He gave them a year and fair warning
You'll never guess who Shax was asking me about. Yes, I think perhaps I will. Oh. Go on then, guess.
I fucking love repetitive lines that change meaning over a piece of writing yes slay
not now kitten daddy’s doing critical damage to his spotify wrapped
