Why do you like sharks?
He cronch
He roll
She give high fin. @lilragekitten
He gets tummy rubs
He get nose rub
He dance
She do a triple Lutz
He slorp
This post is blessed
what is the meaning behind your url?
my life story, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
I’m sorry, the old Tina can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, ‘cause she’s dead.
Do we all get reincarnated or is it just a select few?
All of this has happened before and all of it will happen again.
Nobody gonna mention Weird Al?
when you’re having a good time but remember something embarrassing you said 7 years ago
when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb
Are you serious?! Right in front of my salad?!
the final moments of breaking bad
Oh wow… Me
