Quaritch: Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences to my actions.
Spider:My name's Spider?

Quaritch: Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences to my actions.
Spider:My name's Spider?
Has this been done already? 😬
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I decided to romance Astarion like... AS SOON as I discovered him, but I use violence and spells mostly so he just.. stays at camp- sometimes, I forget he's even a character until I long rest 😬😭
Cillian Murphy is a completely different person without his blue eyes
Sir could put in brown contacts and get away with murder
Someone needs to tell him that he can just put in contacts and then he can walk around in public and no one will recognize him
alright trans ppl we're returning to the fucking sea until shit gets better lets go everyone
this is awesome
trans pride flag colorpicked from this crab (i swear all those colors are on the crab itself)
yeahhh >:D
"Day 1: Promises"
My first piece for @narutorarepairweek
[Image ID: A digital drawing of Konan, Yahiko and Nagato squeezed against each other. Yahiko is in the middle, holding the two other by the shoulders against him, while Nagato and Konan are holding each other by the pinky finger. The three of them are smiling and blushing. The background is pink with doves, white feathers, laurel and poppies. /.End ID]
oh to be a little tabby cat snoozing in a sheet that was supposed to be hung up to dry <3
"Pair of aliens that are definitely a gay couple even though we're not going to explicitly say so, one half of which is voiced by Kevin McDonald" really was a cartoon character dynamic niche in the early 2000s huh.
i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.
the original post made me think of you (and the janitor)
AAAAAAAAA
That's fantastic. I'm sending this EVERYWHERE
calling every gnc cis person you see an "egg waiting to crack" even as a joke is not cool or funny at all actually it is extremely invasive and weird and you are just reinventing gender roles but making it "progressive"
is it just me or is this is an extremely weird thing to say about a random stranger based on nothing but a snippet of an eavesdropped conversation
How do you process grief?
by running from it until it finds me in the middle of a sunny street on a beautiful day
prev had extremely beautiful and profound thoughts i had to share