The police just pulled me over, and the officer came up to my window and said “papers?”
I said “scissors, I win!” and drove off. He’s been chasing me for 45 minutes now, I think he wants a rematch.
Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach
”I mean, it’s just one boat” they said. ”How bad can it be?”.
Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him.
After some time, Lois said “Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I’ve regretted it ever since. I hope you can forgive me.”
“You don’t need to worry about that because,” Clark said as he took off his glasses, “I am Superman! Even if you didn’t know it was me, in my eyes you were always faithful.”
“Oh thank God!” said Lois. “ I can’t tell you what a weight that is off my chest.”
“Glad we cleared that up,” said Clark.
“So I guess this means you were Batman too.”
My wife threatened to leave me due to my obsession with ‘The Monkees’. I didn’t think she was serious.
And then I saw her face…
