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Tropic Valhalla

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Welcome to the coffee shop goth poetry slam. Sarah & Kelly in Canada. Jamie in UK.

walking around the house at night w my cell phone flashlight on instead of turning on the lights feeling like a bronte character with a candle

i love wuthering heights because everyone is such a terrible fucking person like there is not a single good human being in the entire novel and they all just keep getting exponentially worse and worse

A quick reminder for everyone that the infamous Stephen King, who authored dozens of pants-shittingly terrifying horror novels, screenplays, and short stories, has a small corgi puppy named Molly and posts pictures and cute little blurbs about her on his official Facebook page on at least a weekly basis.  

with all of these movie reboots i would like to pitch a mean girls reboot staring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chis Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt

You mean heathers

No I mean mean girls. If I wanted heathers I would have said heathers. Mean girls. No context as to why. Just grown men in high school. Same lines. Literally nothing has changed. Amy Poehler is still the mom. Chris Hemsworth sees another guy wearing cargo shorts and asks him where he got them, the boy says they were hand me downs from his big brother. Hemsworth calls them vintage and then immediately turns around and says they’re he ugliest effing cargo shorts he’s ever seen. This is what I meant

au where harry is eerily chill with everything

harry: my friends didn't send me any letters? they must have been busy.
harry: once the ministry know that i used magic outside school for a good reason, they'll know it's all a misunderstanding.
harry: it's ok that you didn't let me know what was going on, hermione. i'm sure dumbledore has a good reason.
harry: i saw a vision that sirius has been captured, so let me take the time to verify it with a reliable source before i rush in with a rescue.
harry: snape wouldn't just kill dumbledore now without a good reason. i'll wait for this to play out a bit before making a judgement.
harry: *looks at snitch* this is fine.