double face barbenheimer is very vivid to me
i’m fucking shrieking with laughter. It sounds like his dick is a deranged yard sprinkler or a terrified pigeon turned loose in an apartment.
This clip looks like a major league piss-artist in action.
If Wikipedia and the few times I’ve seen him on TV are anything to go by, that’s Giles Coren in a nutshell.
…I’m sorry. (Or no, I’m not.) But his dick “rattled on her teeth”? Rattled?
(walking off)(smh) Boy needs to have that looked into.
…I’m sorry. (Or no,
I’m not.) But his dick “rattled
on her teeth”? Rattled?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
(If you learned more than one, pick the one you learned the most or took for the longest time or enjoyed the most or whatever. Pick the one most meaningful to you.)
~ male positivity post ~
Cis Men deserve respect, love, and the ability to be who they are without judgement.
Transmen deserve respect, love, and the ability to be who they are without judgement.
White men deserve respect, love, and the ability to be who they are without judgement.
Black men deserve respect, love, and the ability to be who they are without judgement.
Asian men deserve respect, love, and the ability to be who they are without judgement.
Arabic men deserve respect, love, and the ability to be who they are without judgement.
Straight men deserve respect, love, and the ability to be who they are without judgement.
Bisexual men deserve respect, love, and the ability to be who they are without judgement.
Gay men deserve respect, love, and the ability to be who they are without judgement.
Religious men deserve respect, love, and the ability to be who they are without judgement.
Athiest men deserve respect, love, and the ability to be who they are without judgement.
All men deserve respect, love, and the ability to be who they are without judgement.
If you don’t believe that, you’re sexist.
There are multiple drinks called "hot chocolate" and that has to be sorted out before answering.
US version of "hot chocolate" in packets: "powdered milk + chocolate powder + whothefuckknows sugars and preservatives and anti-caking elements etc" that you add to hot water. (Or hot milk, if you can heat up milk without scalding it or turning it boiling. If you wanted to to the hassle of heating up milk, get some damn cocoa powder and make the good kind; the packets are for people (like me) who are too lazy to go to the effort of dealing with hot milk.)
European "drinking chocolate" which is basically liquid chocolate, generally served in cups slightly larger than a thimble, and is basically melted chocolate, thinned a little with milk or cream.
Neither of those is anything like "chocolate milk." But there's a third kind.
"Proper" hot hot cocoa, sometimes also called hot chocolate - made with cocoa powder, sugar, and milk (and possibly a touch of vanilla, and other spices to taste - cinnamon is a common addition) - is arguably similar to "milk chocolate" but if you heat up milk chocolate you won't get something that tastes like the recipe on the Hershey's Cocoa Powder box.
Chocolate milk is "Milk with chocolate syrup added." It rarely has extra sugar. It generally has some additives to prevent the chocolate from solidifying when it gets cold. (I have no idea what happens to hot cocoa when it gets cold; we never let it sit that long.)
It has (1) less chocolate than hot cocoa; (2) different nutritional benefits (hot cocoa generally has more B12 and Magnesium), and (3) a very different mouthfeel.
Heating up chocolate milk will not get you the drink commonly known as "hot cocoa." Chilling hot cocoa will not get you "chocolate milk."
Neither of those is
anything like “chocolate milk.”
But there’s a third kind.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I graduated high school in 99.
There was a student at our school named Wayne.
Wayne was gay. It was obvious. He was unable to stay in the closet even if he wanted to. To make matters worse, he was also Black. From a bullying standpoint, that was not a great combo. Both Black and white students made fun of him relentlessly. He was ostracized from the only community that may have given him protection. Only us theater kids stuck up for him, but not to significant effect.
Wayne was bullied so much that at one point he finally snapped and attacked his bullies with a lunch tray. I was actually seated in perfect line of sight and just sat there chewing my soggy fries in stunned silence. It didn't even seem real as I was witnessing it. The image of him wailing on his main bully as the food on his tray flew off is permanently logged into my long term memory.
The bully he attacked had blood all over his face and went straight to the nurse. Other than superficial cuts, he was not injured.
Before the attack, Wayne went to teachers for help. He went to guidance counselors for help. He went to the principals for help.
He did all of the things you were supposed to do. No one helped him. They wagged a finger at the bullies and warned them to stop.
Wayne's lunch tray melee was the only thing that worked. His bullies stayed far away from him. But a week later Wayne was expelled and the bullies were given no punishment.
So... no.
No one in my school talked about being trans.
Because the only way to survive being openly queer was to bash people with a lunch tray.
i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now
“We were hooking up all through raiders vut they never showed it”
well it's just like my cursed skull would always say
you know it my liege 🤣😂
[id: a comment reading, "'stop drinking wine out of me'." /end id]
[id: a comment
reading, “‘stop drinking wine out
of me’.” /end id]
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
No such thing as a tomato sauce boat. No such thing as a salad dressing boat. But I guess if you’re gravy you get ~SpEcIaL nAuTiCaL pRiViLeGeS~
I mean, marinara, it’s right there in the name. Who is more deserving, I ask you?
…you know you can put any sauce you want in your own gravy boat, OP? You know that, right?
Well yeah. You can put lemonade in it if you want to. Or use it as a spittoon. Or a paperweight. Whatever.
But when you’re not using it? When you have cleaned it and put it back in the cupboard? What is it then? That’s right. It reverts to being a gravy boat. Because that’s what it’s, as they say, “for.”
And when you take it out again and fill it with, idk, salsa verde, what will people say? They’ll say, “Oh, that’s a good use for a gravy boat.” No one ever says “how clever of you to use a salsa boat to serve gravy.” Because the boat defaults to gravy. That is the problem.
If I go to the store and ask for a raita boat, I get funny looks. If I ask for a gravy boat, they know exactly what I’m talking about. Fair? No. Fact? Yes.
Can you see that this is about what is a marked use and what is an unmarked use? Can you see that, friend orbisonblue? That this is not just about what I, personally, can do with my tableware, but what our society considers to be “normal’ sauce-serving practice, and what is “abnormal”? Can you?
Archaeologists determining if mundane objects are also ritual objects
47lamborghinis-deactivated20160
i hate ppl with canon urls like fuck you what did you do to deserve that
waka-the-gods-gift-to-man
[ID: A reply by @/madoka that reads, “be god”. End ID/]
[ID: A reply
by @/madoka that reads,
“be god”. End ID/]
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a ghost and not telling him because i'm worried that if he realizes he's dead he'll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i won't be able to hang out with him anymore?
babe wake up new slur discourse dropped
do y'all really think this is funny
Do you think kinnie is a slur
it feels condescending to have to say, no,
that the word 'slurs' is softened beyond usefulness during the most bigoted time in living memory but have fun I suppose. just think a few seconds before having a big belly laugh over people being murdered for shit they can't get bored of or wake up from one day.
You think people are getting murdered for being kinnies?
They blocked me for this.
bitterintandem
tragic and heartbreaking, guy who wants to have conversations can't think of conversation topics
Happy pride to the original owner of this PC specifically
Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.
This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.
Trixie Mattel is right, getting to know your neighbors is the best inoculation against being annoyed by their noise. it only works up to a certain point, but for just regular footsteps or the occasional bass leaking through or a party once in a while, the anonymous Fucking Neighbors are people i will kill for doing their laundry at 10:14pm, but Steven and Ray who live upstairs and sometimes have to jog across their hardwood at 8:39am because they forgot to pick up their Clif bar before they put on their shoes for work are my good pals and i look forward to barricading the building together during the financial collapse.
Also great inoculation against landlord bullshit if you have close relationships with your neighbors!
